The Service Industry: Your Best Stories Here

[Medusa]

Originally Posted by apretty

the time i (per store policy) returned a pair of jeans and the lady had had her 'LADY TIME' INSIDE of the jeans. or a miscarriage, either way--she got her $ back. (there's a special place in hell for ladies who return worn clothes and stand there while some clerk has to touch your used filth--you're not being slick, you're being gross--if you can't afford it, don't buy it, trashy.)

the time a woman had the audacity to ask me into her fitting room because she got 'stuck' in her shapewear (read: girdle). the time a woman opened her fitting room door to ask me if 'this' is how one is supposed to wear 'a thong'.

the timeS women peed in fitting rooms/changed tampons and left them in the fitting rooms/peed in a drain and my coworker caught her squatting with her skirt hiked up and (i'm guessing) panties pulled to the side/handed me a used diaper to dispose of (fuck you and your kid)/peed on a patio/peed on a chair/pooped on a wall/smeared poop on a wall/left behind hypodermic needles/left behind a bag of weed/told my coworker that he hoped he died of aids/washed their bodies in the bathroom after being released from the half-way house/shelter.

people are awesome.

WORD!

What is it with people and their nasty?!

I'll never forget the time I walked into the bathroom at Office Depot after a fucking 12-hour shift one Saturday and someone in the women's bathroom had spread their lady time and feces all over the walls, floor, and even CEILING in one of the stalls. It looked like a gotdayum Jackson Pollock painting in there!

Or the time when someone filled both sinks full of toilet paper and turned the faucets on to flood not only the bathroom but most of the employee breakroom and manager office.

Or how about the time a man showed up at the airport for a flight and was covered in feces?

Or the time someone tried to return a chair at Office Depot that they had *obviously* had sex in. (yes, there were stains of an obvious nature)

Oooh! OH! Or the time a dude showed up wanting to make 300 copies of his "novel" that included full-color photos of him having sex with random objects such as donuts, stuffed animals, and even a Pringles can.