That awkward moment when.....

TheMerryFairy · 03-02-2013, 11:41 PM

When you have company over and you forget in your attempt to clean to put all of your unmentionables back into the drawers. Now, I am a pretty open person so it doesn't cause ME embarrassment. However I am sure that my older gentleman neighbor who was over today may have blushed quite a bit.

SoSousMe · 03-03-2013, 01:55 PM

That awkward moment when, after attending a Grand Opening (serious amounts of champagne) with your femme, you go home feeling very... On. You follow your femme to the restroom (a few short steps from the living room), and proceed to have very rough, loud, demanding sex with her. On all fours, her head banging into the bathroom door loudly, her yelling out "Daddy I want to cum, please!" You finish... only to realize that your teenagers, aged 17-15 have arrived home from the movies with a handful of friends and are all in the aforementioned living room. Your femme straightens herself out, and walks through without making eye contact with anyone, You walk through just clearing your throat, making your way to the bedroom. All you hear as you walk through the kitchen is one word from one of the teenagers.... "Wow"

SoSousMe · 03-07-2013, 08:08 PM

That awkward moment when You and Your femme are having drinks, a few too many perhaps, and Your femme (who is off work for the Christmas Holidays) calls into the office to check messages, she leaves a message for the owner afterwards, and then hands You the phone to set down. After You set the phone down, femme starts talking mad trash about the other girl that works at the agency, You join in, remembering this other girl over the years and offering up stories for fodder. You look at the phone, and realize.... You did not hit the end button. Your femme then realizes that everything that was said... was recorded, and will be found by the other girl, as she is the one opening the agency on the first day back after the holidays. You and femme hijack teenage mini fem to drive your drunk asses to the agency at midnight so femme can delete messages lol.

maryam · 03-07-2013, 09:47 PM

That awkward moment when you can't find your chopstick because you used it to get your hair off your neck...

Trev · 03-07-2013, 10:04 PM

That awkward moment when you exit the shower and take out every towel bar, knock down every cabinet, knock everything off the sink, and leave the shower running because there is a SPIDER in the corner of the ceiling. Suddenly you are able to leap buildings in a single bound.

SoSousMe · 03-07-2013, 10:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Trev

That awkward moment when you exit the shower and take out every towel bar, knock down every cabinet, knock everything off the sink, and leave the shower running because there is a SPIDER in the corner of the ceiling. Suddenly you are able to leap buildings in a single bound.

I hearrrddd that lol

TheMerryFairy · 03-08-2013, 12:41 AM

That awkward moment when someone practically tells you that you should have had a V8. *sigh*

03-03-2013, 01:55 PM	#2
SoSousMe Member How Do You Identify?: Gender Juxtaposed/Butch/Top/Daddy Preferred Pronoun?: Just a normal Guy Relationship Status: Single Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Texas Posts: 173 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 928 Thanked 691 Times in 141 Posts Rep Power: 9968157	Wow That awkward moment when, after attending a Grand Opening (serious amounts of champagne) with your femme, you go home feeling very... On. You follow your femme to the restroom (a few short steps from the living room), and proceed to have very rough, loud, demanding sex with her. On all fours, her head banging into the bathroom door loudly, her yelling out "Daddy I want to cum, please!" You finish... only to realize that your teenagers, aged 17-15 have arrived home from the movies with a handful of friends and are all in the aforementioned living room. Your femme straightens herself out, and walks through without making eye contact with anyone, You walk through just clearing your throat, making your way to the bedroom. All you hear as you walk through the kitchen is one word from one of the teenagers.... "Wow" __________________ Should You stumble... should You fall... Pick Yourself up by Your bootstraps and move along. If by chance a lady's hand appears before You, don't let Your pride hinder Your progress. Take the hand she offers, for her touch may lend the perfect amount of resistance needed to help steady You on Your feet. The honor in Dominance lies in the ability to recognize submission as a gift. I tend to delve deep within Myself.. sometimes hearing nothing more than the stir of My own soul. LQ

03-07-2013, 08:08 PM	#3
SoSousMe Member How Do You Identify?: Gender Juxtaposed/Butch/Top/Daddy Preferred Pronoun?: Just a normal Guy Relationship Status: Single Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Texas Posts: 173 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 928 Thanked 691 Times in 141 Posts Rep Power: 9968157	That awkward moment when You and Your femme are having drinks, a few too many perhaps, and Your femme (who is off work for the Christmas Holidays) calls into the office to check messages, she leaves a message for the owner afterwards, and then hands You the phone to set down. After You set the phone down, femme starts talking mad trash about the other girl that works at the agency, You join in, remembering this other girl over the years and offering up stories for fodder. You look at the phone, and realize.... You did not hit the end button. Your femme then realizes that everything that was said... was recorded, and will be found by the other girl, as she is the one opening the agency on the first day back after the holidays. You and femme hijack teenage mini fem to drive your drunk asses to the agency at midnight so femme can delete messages lol. __________________ Should You stumble... should You fall... Pick Yourself up by Your bootstraps and move along. If by chance a lady's hand appears before You, don't let Your pride hinder Your progress. Take the hand she offers, for her touch may lend the perfect amount of resistance needed to help steady You on Your feet. The honor in Dominance lies in the ability to recognize submission as a gift. I tend to delve deep within Myself.. sometimes hearing nothing more than the stir of My own soul. LQ

03-07-2013, 10:04 PM	#5
Trev Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Just a good ole boy Preferred Pronoun?: Male ones Relationship Status: She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: Somewhere between right and wrong Posts: 3,372 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 13,988 Thanked 10,142 Times in 2,400 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	That awkward moment when you exit the shower and take out every towel bar, knock down every cabinet, knock everything off the sink, and leave the shower running because there is a SPIDER in the corner of the ceiling. Suddenly you are able to leap buildings in a single bound. __________________ Trev

03-02-2013, 11:41 PM	#1
TheMerryFairy Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Pansexual/Sapiosexual femmey dyke who likes to crossdress now and then Preferred Pronoun?: She/her OR ze if I'm crossdressing Relationship Status: Floating and walking My path, happy in life. Join Date: Dec 2012 Location: On my Merry Fairy way! , Canada Posts: 3,630 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 8,727 Thanked 8,694 Times in 2,987 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	When you have company over and you forget in your attempt to clean to put all of your unmentionables back into the drawers. Now, I am a pretty open person so it doesn't cause ME embarrassment. However I am sure that my older gentleman neighbor who was over today may have blushed quite a bit.

03-07-2013, 09:47 PM	#4
maryam Member How Do You Identify?: femme-ish Preferred Pronoun?: she Relationship Status: taken Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: somewhere, out there.... Posts: 263 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 675 Thanked 794 Times in 231 Posts Rep Power: 4979164	That awkward moment when you can't find your chopstick because you used it to get your hair off your neck...

03-08-2013, 12:41 AM	#7
TheMerryFairy Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Pansexual/Sapiosexual femmey dyke who likes to crossdress now and then Preferred Pronoun?: She/her OR ze if I'm crossdressing Relationship Status: Floating and walking My path, happy in life. Join Date: Dec 2012 Location: On my Merry Fairy way! , Canada Posts: 3,630 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 8,727 Thanked 8,694 Times in 2,987 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	That awkward moment when someone practically tells you that you should have had a V8. sigh