What Cracked You Up Today?

Miss Scarlett · 03-21-2013, 04:37 AM

A whispered answer...

Cid · 03-21-2013, 09:31 AM

Steve Harvey was on Ellen this morning and he was talking about a family they had on Family Feud. The question....name a word that begins with pork...answer...cupine. That cracked me up.
His sister said (what Steve thought was..) lawn. He says lawn? As in your front lawn? She says...no, lawn (loin) then spelled it L I O N!
Funny shit.

Bèsame* · 04-17-2013, 08:47 AM

It cracked us both up. A conversation with a customer yesterday..

Her..last time I came in you all gave me good luck when I went to Vegas. I came home with money. So I'm hoping I get luck today.
Me..good! I hope you do! Your going again?
Her...yes, to a * mythology* convention.
Me..oh that sounds interesting. Do some people dress up ? ( me, thinking of Star Wars, Star Trek conventions)
Her...( strange look on her face)...dress up like a kidney?
Me...oh...I thought you said mythology .
Her...no...nephrology, kidney specialization .
Us...laughing
Her...but mythology would be more fun!

StrongButch · 04-17-2013, 05:35 PM

I crack myself up! But dont worry folks I dont talk to myself and answer. (lol)

jac · 04-17-2013, 06:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StrongButch

I crack myself up! But dont worry folks I dont talk to myself and answer. (lol)

I do!!

See post above ^^^^

StrongButch · 04-25-2013, 08:45 AM

Climbing trees like im still a kid! I quess its true what they say the older you get the more risks your willing to take. (lol)

StrongButch · 04-27-2013, 07:53 AM

My buddy called me said listen to this song Mr Know it all-Kelly Clarkson. I sent this song to my ex because she thought she knew it all!(lol) Hy sang the song too but said Ms. Kyle is a nut !

03-21-2013, 09:31 AM	#2
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04-17-2013, 08:47 AM	#3
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04-17-2013, 05:35 PM	#4
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04-25-2013, 08:45 AM	#6
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04-27-2013, 07:53 AM	#7
StrongButch Member How Do You Identify?: I see the world thru a lens Preferred Pronoun?: Yes Boss Relationship Status: Chillin out with awesome women Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: San Francisco Posts: 1,376 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,018 Thanked 4,183 Times in 1,180 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Cracked you up My buddy called me said listen to this song Mr Know it all-Kelly Clarkson. I sent this song to my ex because she thought she knew it all!(lol) Hy sang the song too but said Ms. Kyle is a nut ! __________________ Life is like music,so it can be played in many different styles.

03-21-2013, 04:37 AM	#1
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