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You are funny Ciaran! You make crushing feel like the tenth circle of hell. *S
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03-20-2013, 11:27 PM
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I can categorically confirm that I have never done anything involving a feather duster. As some here know, I have a massive aversion to the chores of household cleaning so the thought of using a feather duster to aide intimacy would be totally counter-intuitive for me. I fear all domestic implements and instruments with a passion so a feather duster would have the same impact on my libido as watching a sex video involving Rush Limbaugh. In fact, I've just had a vision now of being hand-cuffed by a partner, enjoying the moment and looking forward to the unexpected ..... and then she produces a feather duster. Absolutely terrifying and now I cannot get it out of my mind. Need to think more about England and less about feather dusters. |
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03-21-2013, 12:06 AM
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 .............. ..... ... ... ... ...  Okay, feather duster is now in trash, so moving on..... any aversion to furry things?  |
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03-21-2013, 01:30 AM
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At this point, I need to plead the Fifth Amendment. Having revealed an experience with pink fluffy handcuffs and some of my anaphrodisiacs, I would prefer not to answer more questions on my private life just now so that I can retain my respectability and moral fortitude on this site. I am deeply conservative so wouldn't want to give the impression that I'm into all that strange stuff and, anyway, it's perfectly normal to fantacise about having a threesome with Kermit and Miss Piggy, isn't it? Ps - if you really want to know the answer to that question, let me know and I'll send you a link to my adult website. I'm offering 3 months subscription for the price of two just now and signed photos of me in my leopard g-string are on special offer at $10 each ;-) |
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03-21-2013, 08:37 AM
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...........$2.83....another dime, that's $2.93..... OH a QUARTER!!!!, wait I found another sock...... crap, a wooden nickel.... hold on.... there is always spare change in the cushions......
 ...... omg....3 nickels, another dime, and 5 pennies......  ...... getting closer to my goal..... Is there tax or shipping and handling??? Dang forgot about custom charges... might have to break into my  Carry on..... I'll be back when I'm finished counting my sheckels 
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03-23-2013, 10:53 PM
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...she filled me up with delicious food...wine to pair...then got me chocolate wasted. Totally crushing on my waitress at Frasca. *sigh*
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03-24-2013, 12:19 AM
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I love him more than words can ever express and I crush on him, too.
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03-24-2013, 02:03 AM
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Do I have a crush...hmmmmm...my heart beats fast when I get a text from her...I melt when I hear her voice...I get crazy teenager excited when I think about going on a date with her..
She is dreamy. *sigh* Yep, I have a BIG, crush. 
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03-24-2013, 02:06 AM
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She is evil.
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03-24-2013, 02:54 AM
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03-24-2013, 02:57 AM
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Hey, hey hey! rofl.....I can show you evil....
 
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03-24-2013, 03:11 AM
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ROFLMKAO..
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Thank Goddess for that!!
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03-24-2013, 03:26 AM
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I think we jacked this thread. lol Breezy trying to be evil is kinda like Hello Kitty trying to be a big bad Tiger. Sayin Rawr n shit. Wavin the paw. Nah. Next...
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Yes, you all high-jacked the thread. Respectfully, can I please make a plea to keep this thread on topic? In other words, if your post doesn't include a reference to pink fluffy handcuffs or express a desire to have a threesome with Kermit and Miss Piggy, then please consider whether it's really relevant here. This thread has now been high-jacked by the BFP Querulous Front. |
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I would love to have a word with the "Committee of Fate Deciders". Whoever they might be, they better have a fabulous plan for me! I swear they keep me around for their entertainment!
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Hello weekend Crushers! Hope everyone is warm and enjoying their Crushes...or the thoughts that take us to another place
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