How do you know when you are getting older?

Cid · 04-18-2013, 09:42 PM

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Originally Posted by StrongButch

When im wanting to get married not just laid!

You mean I'm not getting old??

StrongButch · 04-25-2013, 10:21 PM

Is that a trick question Cid? lol

always2late · 04-25-2013, 10:50 PM

When the first thought that enters your mind upon seeing a bed is....sleep.

always2late · 04-25-2013, 10:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StrongButch

When im wanting to get married not just laid!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cid

You mean I'm not getting old??

I think that cycle comes back around. Young: just want to get laid, not married....Older: want to get married, not just laid...A bit older still: the heck with marriage, I just wanna get laid! And so on... LOL!

cinnamongrrl · 06-24-2013, 11:53 AM

When 5 hours of sleep just doesn't cut it any more.....

Blade · 08-21-2013, 02:20 PM

I got tickle today at work and here is why.

You know when you are getting older when you ride around the building looking for a recycle bin to throw your empty plastic water bottle in, instead of riding down the road looking for a sign or mailbox to throw your, empty Michelob BOTTLES at.

PoeticSilence · 08-22-2013, 01:14 AM

When your toenail clippings become shrapnel.

Licious · 08-22-2013, 01:47 AM

Pesky Gray Hairs. First your head. Then your eyebrows. Then your "nether regions" When they hit my eyelashes I plan to pitch a wee fit.

WingsOnFire · 08-26-2013, 08:46 PM

when my BS meter has shortened and I deal less and less with it...

Wrang1er · 05-04-2014, 03:14 AM

I push my glasses up on my head so I can see what's on my phone. Then I spend five minutes looking for my glasses.

Blade · 05-04-2014, 01:01 PM

When you remember NEVER misplacing your car keys and your bifocals didn't exist yet

04-25-2013, 10:21 PM	#2
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04-25-2013, 10:50 PM	#3
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06-24-2013, 11:53 AM	#5
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08-21-2013, 02:20 PM	#6
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08-22-2013, 01:14 AM	#7
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08-22-2013, 01:47 AM	#8
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08-26-2013, 08:46 PM	#9
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