What pissed you off today?

GretaGable · 05-21-2013, 10:34 AM

OK so something happened the other day that kind of ticked me off, but amused me at the same time.

The other day I was sitting in the reception area of a car dealership, waiting as the oil was changed on my auto. An amiable gentleman in his 70s or early 80s strikes up a conversation with me; at first I enjoyed talking to him, as he reminded me of my dad--a wonderful man who passed away in 2006.

I got a bit uncomfortable about 10 minutes into the conversation, when he asked me repeatedly if I had a boyfriend and what I did for 'excitement.' I answered 'no' to the first question and 'writing' to the second query several times; finally he came right out and asked me for a date. I was a bit shocked as he had to be at least 35-40 years my senior, but I simply said, "Sorry, I date women."

"What?" The apparently hard of hearing gentleman asked.

"I DATE WOMEN!" I repeated, reddening as I realized that I had just informed the entire car dealership of my sexual orientation.

Without missing a beat he asks, "Have you ever been with a man? Have you ever had the experience?"

Like he could convert me or something. It kind of scares me that this guy was still driving....

Heavenleahangel · 05-21-2013, 05:39 PM

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Originally Posted by GretaGable

OK so something happened the other day that kind of ticked me off, but amused me at the same time.

The other day I was sitting in the reception area of a car dealership, waiting as the oil was changed on my auto. An amiable gentleman in his 70s or early 80s strikes up a conversation with me; at first I enjoyed talking to him, as he reminded me of my dad--a wonderful man who passed away in 2006.

I got a bit uncomfortable about 10 minutes into the conversation, when he asked me repeatedly if I had a boyfriend and what I did for 'excitement.' I answered 'no' to the first question and 'writing' to the second query several times; finally he came right out and asked me for a date. I was a bit shocked as he had to be at least 35-40 years my senior, but I simply said, "Sorry, I date women."

"What?" The apparently hard of hearing gentleman asked.

"I DATE WOMEN!" I repeated, reddening as I realized that I had just informed the entire car dealership of my sexual orientation.

Without missing a beat he asks, "Have you ever been with a man? Have you ever had the experience?"

Like he could convert me or something. It kind of scares me that this guy was still driving....

OMG!!! That is a kick in the pants so to speak! I had something along these same lines happen in a gas station! The old goat had the ambition to go as far as to tell me he "didn't even need the little blue pill!!!" Eeeewwww!!!! How wrong that was!!!!

cinnamongrrl · 05-22-2013, 01:08 PM

Our friggin frackin internet provider is pissing me off today! I have been watching the SAME episode of Twin Peaks since this morning...I watch about 10 minutes then it craps out on me...then I had other things to do, of course, so I come back the flippin light is blue (like it should be) I resume the program only for the same thing to happen....I am GRRRRing like crazy!!! It's not like Teddy didn't JUST call them like 5 times to straighten this chit out...I just wanna watch my stories... lousy fuckwads...

05-22-2013, 01:08 PM	#3
cinnamongrrl Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: cleverly disguised as a responsible adult* Preferred Pronoun?: wild woman Relationship Status: No, thank you. Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Home in NC..gonna dig in like a tick this time… Posts: 7,663 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 15,233 Thanked 27,600 Times in 6,957 Posts Rep Power: 21474859	Our friggin frackin internet provider is pissing me off today! I have been watching the SAME episode of Twin Peaks since this morning...I watch about 10 minutes then it craps out on me...then I had other things to do, of course, so I come back the flippin light is blue (like it should be) I resume the program only for the same thing to happen....I am GRRRRing like crazy!!! It's not like Teddy didn't JUST call them like 5 times to straighten this chit out...I just wanna watch my stories... lousy fuckwads... __________________

05-21-2013, 10:34 AM	#1
GretaGable Junior Member How Do You Identify?: Xena femme Relationship Status: Single Join Date: May 2013 Location: Florida Posts: 16 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4 Thanked 56 Times in 14 Posts Rep Power: 1319531	OK so something happened the other day that kind of ticked me off, but amused me at the same time. The other day I was sitting in the reception area of a car dealership, waiting as the oil was changed on my auto. An amiable gentleman in his 70s or early 80s strikes up a conversation with me; at first I enjoyed talking to him, as he reminded me of my dad--a wonderful man who passed away in 2006. I got a bit uncomfortable about 10 minutes into the conversation, when he asked me repeatedly if I had a boyfriend and what I did for 'excitement.' I answered 'no' to the first question and 'writing' to the second query several times; finally he came right out and asked me for a date. I was a bit shocked as he had to be at least 35-40 years my senior, but I simply said, "Sorry, I date women." "What?" The apparently hard of hearing gentleman asked. "I DATE WOMEN!" I repeated, reddening as I realized that I had just informed the entire car dealership of my sexual orientation. Without missing a beat he asks, "Have you ever been with a man? Have you ever had the experience?" Like he could convert me or something. It kind of scares me that this guy was still driving....