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Old 05-30-2013, 06:05 PM   #1
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Guilted me into sharing my yoghurt, which they ate straight out of the pot...then wiped their faces clean on my freshly laundered comforter.

I would have been mad but for the fact that they looked so damn cute.

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Ginny is our geriatric rattie. She is two and a half years old. Before Greyson went in for heart surgery she stopped eating. I got some baby food to feed her from a spoon while he was in the hospital. I finally took her to the vet a week after his surgery. She has an owie in her mouth and the doctor thought this was causing her not to eat. It is three weeks later and she is still spoon fed on Critical Care for small mammals. She is doing fine. I don't know if she will ever eat regular food again. Her sister, Lemon, is very mad that she gets the yummy food. She is a good sister and loves Ginny and takes good care of her. I love my rattie girls!
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It's 99 degrees today so when I get home from work my puppies will not want to be outside for too long. We will have play time later in the evening when ot cools off a little.
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Today I made bread and offered a bit to both kitties. Lynx said "yes please, I want MOAR BREADS NAO." and Trouble at her bite and said "no thanks, I'd rather stick to kibble." Trouble is just so incredibly polite!
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My insanely goofy 100lb "puppy" decided that he wanted to play in the pool today. Unfortunately, the cover is still on the pool...I went outside and found goofball on the cover in the middle of the pool, sinking, and joyfully splashing around. Sigh...I'd love to be able to get into his head for just 5 minutes and find out what the heck he's thinking! Oh well...at least he had fun.
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After way too much poo (unbalanced bacteria was the diagnosis), and then no poo at all (while eating chicken and rice) for 2 days...I am proud to say that perfect poo was made today by Chessie-pooh...

Obi decided that the Chuck It is a back scratcher, and while Chessie chased his glow in the dark ball, Obi took advantage of pets.

Zeus (the bedroom kitteh) ventured out of the bedroom tonight, and then quickly remembered that his rightful place, as reigning monarch, is in mom's comfy bed. Perseus (second oldest of the kitteh crew), has decided to join his amigo in the bedroom, and they have been snuggling and grooming happily for about 3 days now. Though I never intended to have more than one cat in the bedroom with me at a time (a place reserved for the elderly or ill cat), it has actually been quite nice. Zeus is no longer trying to suffocate me at night by sleeping with his belly pressed against my face. That behavior was a nightly war between Zeus and I, with my survival on the line. Now, they both come up separately for pets, and then return quickly to cuddling with each other at the end of the bed.

Our buddy Chewy will be home tomorrow, while the alternate parents are out of town. So, there will officially be a pack of dogs here until Sunday evening. Chewy is the most dominant of my dogs, and has not spent much time with Chessie yet, so I'm planning to grow a pair of eyes in the back of my head tonight, in order to expand my role as pack leader, and have everyone's safety and fun as a top priority for the weekend. Wish us luck!

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I just looked over at Chessie, he is snoring away (after a long walk, and hours of ball fetching, while running up and down the long ramp from the deck to my backyard), he has his glow in the dark ball tucked between his paws and his chin is resting on it. Jeeeeeezzzzz, could he be any cuter?
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Our buddy Chewy will be home tomorrow, while the alternate parents are out of town. So, there will officially be a pack of dogs here until Sunday evening. Chewy is the most dominant of my dogs, and has not spent much time with Chessie yet, so I'm planning to grow a pair of eyes in the back of my head tonight, in order to expand my role as pack leader, and have everyone's safety and fun as a top priority for the weekend. Wish us luck!



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One of my puppies gets jealous when the other one jumps on me.
He is very smart and figured out that if he starts playing with the other puppy's favorite toy then he will get distracted and jump down to play with the toy instead of jumping on me.
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you mean besides sleep....knocked me over coming in the door when I was gone a whole 5 minutes....gotta love that Riley....
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My insanely goofy 100lb "puppy" decided that he wanted to play in the pool today. Unfortunately, the cover is still on the pool...I went outside and found goofball on the cover in the middle of the pool, sinking, and joyfully splashing around. Sigh...I'd love to be able to get into his head for just 5 minutes and find out what the heck he's thinking! Oh well...at least he had fun.


I'm guessing it was something like.....WEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

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Finally! I found the water!!!
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It's i:30am the girls got me up to go peeee,now they are back in soundly sleeping on the bed..gsss what?? I can't gop back to sleep...g.r.u.m.p.! Love my girls I really do.
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Well.. I just found some good Bass fishing bait under the bed my furkids (cats) caught, and brought back to our cave, which means we are all going fishing across the road, at the lagoon a little later, for the first time this year. They love fishing with me, and go bonkers when I catch them one lol!
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