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			 Cryptic –adjectiveAlso, cryp·ti·cal. 1.mysterious in meaning; puzzling; ambiguous: a cryptic message. 2.abrupt; terse; short: a cryptic note. 3.secret; occult: a cryptic writing. 4.involving or using cipher, code, etc. Do you have something to say? Say it with word play and see who understands! Remember, nothing literal. Write your thoughts in symbolism and metaphor. 
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			The monkeys are swinging through the trees and stealing all of the green bananas.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			a messipe recipe - for tomorrow  
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	 
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			Wild cherry, is it a lifesaver? Or, is it, candy?
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			Life decisions, one less to make, boys will be boys. Not so wild about Candy anymore...
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			Who stole my mojo?  
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	 
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	"I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days." 
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			You sure about that?  I was born in the dirty South and know how to hunt someone down when I want to badly enough.  
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
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			Fondue.  I need fondue.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
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			All I need is an umbrella and a bit of rain...
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			The purr of a beautifully and meticulously designed and engineered, sleek European car as it is masterfully and precisely driven, and driven hard, yet passionately. Enveloped in its seduction, power and beauty. Allowing its powerful engine to build up speed; slowly and steadily. Guiding it; listening intently and feeling it start to race, its engine begins to roar; keenly aware when to shift it into final gear with agile torque--the sweet spot.  
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			Ay, ay, ay... 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			 Into the rain dance....into the plane live....into the abyss fall  
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			I'm not sure why they are orange but pizza is king!
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			a heffalump and woozle is very confuzzle
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			It is the legal drinking age in Brazil.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			Do you still accept Diet Coke and Fiji Water via truck?  
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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