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07-14-2013, 08:08 PM
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I am your favorite hello and hardest goodbye. Join Date: Nov 2009
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the makings of a good belly laugh between friends ...it's getting hot in here! !
Friend 1: my fingers just ain't made for this...
friend 2: OH REALLY? friend 1: where's my little thang? friend 2: ...about to die laughing friend 1: I don't want anything you're on! friend 2: it's called (to protect the not so innocent, insert name of friend 1 here) friend 1: I definitely don't want any of that! ......the setting for this laughing fest...A hot kitchen! lmao!
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07-14-2013, 08:18 PM
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While playing Cribbage:
"Well, for a hand that wasn't worth anything it sure made for good pegging." .gif "Say What?") While playing Euchre: "That's right -- your partner takes ALL your tricks!" |
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08-17-2013, 01:02 PM
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Practically Lives Here
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Baby, I guess I did something out of habit, because I just felt something hard in my scrub pants...
 It was my cellphone... I just felt something stiff in my pants... and I realized I actually did remember to bring my cellphone...
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08-18-2013, 04:08 AM
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Taken Out Of Context:
Me: Why don't I just whip out my little trouser trout and we'll see what I have? (I was talking about a small yellow rubber fish that you squeezed the gills and it became a flashlight, a bright light would turn on in the mouth. It was in my pocket and the power had gone out at work and someone asked for a lighter and I thought I might have one in my backpack.)
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08-28-2013, 12:21 PM
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Gaige, talking about her dog, Nugget. Apparently, if you let your poodles hair grow out, it can form dreadlocks.
"I'm going to have Nugget's with dreadlocks" |
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11-07-2013, 01:42 PM
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" Holy shit balls, how would you like to have lay down beside that every night." Yowza
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