What Cracked You Up Today?

jac · 07-26-2013, 05:22 PM

So it's late afternoon and we're going through shift change. New shift comes on and the kids are loud and rambunctious. An older staff gets up and is heading to the kitchen to begin dinner... and in her attempt to be a smartass to the rest of us that are still amongst the rowdy teens says, "I'm going to the kitchen for my private time!"

What she really meant to say was quiet time!! Now we're throwing out the retorts of - Do you need us to leave? Will you be needing the whisk or other handy utensils? Ahahahahaaaa she won't be living that down for awhile... if I can help it!!

RockOn · 07-31-2013, 03:30 PM

Had to attend a mandatory Server Directives teleconference meeting at 3:00 today. I am here at the annex and we were hooked up with the main building. A fav Assistant Bureau Manager facilitated our meeting. She is an AfroAmerican woman with quick wit. I love her dearly! Our Bureau Chief facilitated over at the main building. At one point, we could not hear him ... he finally realized it and started in with the "Can you hear me now?" When we could hear him again, this way too cool, cocky woman said, "Unfortunately." She always gets great digs at this jackass. She is retiring after 36 years next month. I miss her already.

cinnamongrrl · 08-01-2013, 11:24 AM

Yesterday...

I was with my evening client. Her hubby of nearly 60 years was up and down...she asked me where he was going this time...I told her he was going to the kitchen and did she want me to put a rope around him to keep track of him? She says, "No. He always comes back!"

Today...

My client and I were leaving the dining room after breakfast...I was telling one of my fave ladies that we would be going to rosary at 10 and would she be there? She says..."well....I think I have a hair appointment....and you KNOW hair comes first!" I bout died laughing and told her I wouldnt tell god she said that. As we left she called out, "pray for me!!" Mmhmmm yes Fran. I think I best....

This is why I love what I do! <3

07-26-2013, 05:22 PM	#1
jac Timed Out - Permanent How Do You Identify?: butch stone Preferred Pronoun?: masculine ones work best... Relationship Status: ♥ engaged to spritz ♥ Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: bangor, maine Posts: 3,344 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 20,720 Thanked 16,492 Times in 2,972 Posts Rep Power: 0	So it's late afternoon and we're going through shift change. New shift comes on and the kids are loud and rambunctious. An older staff gets up and is heading to the kitchen to begin dinner... and in her attempt to be a smartass to the rest of us that are still amongst the rowdy teens says, "I'm going to the kitchen for my private time!" What she really meant to say was quiet time!! Now we're throwing out the retorts of - Do you need us to leave? Will you be needing the whisk or other handy utensils? Ahahahahaaaa she won't be living that down for awhile... if I can help it!! Last edited by jac; 07-26-2013 at 05:25 PM.

08-01-2013, 11:24 AM	#3
cinnamongrrl Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: cleverly disguised as a responsible adult* Preferred Pronoun?: wild woman Relationship Status: No, thank you. Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Home in NC..gonna dig in like a tick this time… Posts: 7,661 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 15,232 Thanked 27,598 Times in 6,956 Posts Rep Power: 21474859	couple things... Yesterday... I was with my evening client. Her hubby of nearly 60 years was up and down...she asked me where he was going this time...I told her he was going to the kitchen and did she want me to put a rope around him to keep track of him? She says, "No. He always comes back!" Today... My client and I were leaving the dining room after breakfast...I was telling one of my fave ladies that we would be going to rosary at 10 and would she be there? She says..."well....I think I have a hair appointment....and you KNOW hair comes first!" I bout died laughing and told her I wouldnt tell god she said that. As we left she called out, "pray for me!!" Mmhmmm yes Fran. I think I best.... This is why I love what I do! <3 __________________

07-31-2013, 03:30 PM	#2
RockOn Senior Member How Do You Identify?: sitting over there ----->>>>> :) Preferred Pronoun?: .... Relationship Status: .... Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: .... Posts: 3,522 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,081 Thanked 10,304 Times in 2,610 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	Had to attend a mandatory Server Directives teleconference meeting at 3:00 today. I am here at the annex and we were hooked up with the main building. A fav Assistant Bureau Manager facilitated our meeting. She is an AfroAmerican woman with quick wit. I love her dearly! Our Bureau Chief facilitated over at the main building. At one point, we could not hear him ... he finally realized it and started in with the "Can you hear me now?" When we could hear him again, this way too cool, cocky woman said, "Unfortunately." She always gets great digs at this jackass. She is retiring after 36 years next month. I miss her already.