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Old 08-01-2013, 03:21 PM   #1
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Today on ESPN, the Nuns of St Mary's take on the College of Cardinals in the annual "Sexist, Homophobe Bowl".
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Well, isn't that SPE-CIAL? How con-VEEN-ient. Who organized this little gathering? Let me see. Could it be... SATAN?
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Pope orders investigation into what looks like 2 nuns kissing at the Sexist, Homophobe Bowl.


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