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08-04-2013, 03:53 PM
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why did the clown go to the doctors?
~he was feeling funny |
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08-05-2013, 03:02 AM
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What has no beginning, no end, and nothing in the middle?
A doughnut.
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Love is all you need. 
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08-05-2013, 08:12 AM
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A classic
Q: What kind of coffee did they serve on the Titanic? A: Sanka 
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08-05-2013, 08:34 AM
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She, Angel, as long as it's respectful Relationship Status:
Waiting for the One who can complete me 
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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
He was feely crumby!
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08-05-2013, 10:24 AM
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Well loved… 
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What did one plate say to the other?
Lunch is on me!
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08-05-2013, 12:25 PM
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Practically Lives Here
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Why is 6 afraid of 7?
7 8 9...............these are the jokes folks!
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08-05-2013, 01:00 PM
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Timed Out - TOS Drama
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Why does a mermaid wear seashells?
Because A is too small, and D is too big. 
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10-08-2015, 10:54 PM
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They taste funny. 
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10-09-2015, 11:57 AM
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old-fashioned queer stone submissive girl Preferred Pronoun?:
mermaid, *very* lucky babygirl Relationship Status:
Saltwater mermaid ♡ 
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Why is the number 10 afraid of seven?
Because seven ate nine, and 10 is next.
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Be still when you have nothing to say; when genuine passion moves you, say what you've got to say, and say it hot. D. H. Lawrence 
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10-11-2015, 02:34 AM
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This morning I was beaten up by a busty woman in an elevator.
I was staring at her ta-tas when she said, "please press one. " So I did. I don't remember much after that. |
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10-11-2015, 08:41 AM
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What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?
Every morning you'll rise and shine! |
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01-15-2016, 07:37 PM
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Two Eskimos were sitting in a kayak and got quite chilly. One lit a fire in the craft, but of course it sank.
This proves that you can’t have your kayak and heat it, too. |
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