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08-05-2013, 12:25 PM
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Why is 6 afraid of 7?
7 8 9...............these are the jokes folks!
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08-05-2013, 01:00 PM
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Timed Out - TOS Drama
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Why does a mermaid wear seashells?
Because A is too small, and D is too big. 
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08-06-2013, 10:30 AM
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Senior Member
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One of the other case managers just told me this one ...
Why do so few melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 
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08-06-2013, 11:30 AM
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Senior Member
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I’ve got a wife who never misses me. Her aim is perfect!
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08-06-2013, 11:34 AM
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What time is it when Sir Lancelot sees his belly button?
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08-06-2013, 11:35 AM
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Why was the tomato blushing?
It saw the salad dressing.
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08-06-2013, 12:40 PM
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My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli. A strong currant pulled him in.
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08-10-2013, 06:52 AM
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Senior Member
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Knock Knock
Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock Knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock Knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock Knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say apple again?
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Unfinished Business & Open to Serendipity
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08-26-2013, 09:04 AM
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Member
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yep , i got one 
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ok so I made paper puppets one time and my corny joke was
Daughter: did you get a hair cut Me: no I got them all cut (hey she cracked up laughing , that's all that counts) |
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08-27-2013, 02:53 PM
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Q: So why did the cowboy adopt a dachshund?
A: To get a long little doggie.
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Love is all you need. 
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04-23-2014, 03:12 AM
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Dolly Parton and Princess Diana die both goto heaven God says I have room for just one of you at this time and best hand will win! Dolly shows hers she has the best pair of boobs ever he thought Princess mad and jealous Douches and hands it to God and says Royal Flush beats a pair any day !
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04-23-2014, 10:21 AM
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Member
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OFOS Butch who desires femme company. Preferred Pronoun?:
Handsome devil you. 
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Hair Pulling...... not just for preschoolers. 
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04-23-2014, 11:59 AM
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He can till my field. 
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Where does virgin wool come from? Ugly sheep.
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04-23-2014, 01:41 PM
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Member
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What is the main ingredient in shepherd's pie?
A little bit of ewe.
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Hair Pulling...... not just for preschoolers.
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04-24-2014, 04:49 AM
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Hair Pulling...... not just for preschoolers.
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05-13-2014, 07:45 AM
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A husband goes into the confessional and starts talking about all the things he has done wrong. He then gets really quiet and the priest ask him what is wrong. Almost in a whisper he says "Father I think my wife is trying to kill me with poision." The priest says no way I will have a talk with your wife. A couple of days later he has the husband's wife in the confessional.. an hour goes by.. an hour and a half goes by... two hours go by... when it is over the preist goes into his office and calls the husband... He says after spending time with your wife I can only recommend you take the poisen.
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05-13-2014, 11:48 AM
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He can till my field.
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David Hasselhoff walks into a bar, orders a drink and says to the bartender: "I want you to call me David Hoff." "Sure," says the bartender, "No hassle."
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05-13-2014, 03:59 PM
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Infamous Member
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Why does a chicken coop only have 2 doors? Cuz if it had 4 doors, it would be a chicken sedan. .gif "Say What?") |
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05-13-2014, 04:44 PM
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Member
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Hair Pulling...... not just for preschoolers.
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05-13-2014, 09:46 PM
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Senior Member
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"Doctor, I have a memory problem!" The doctor says, "When did it start?" "When did what start?"
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Be still when you have nothing to say; when genuine passion moves you, say what you've got to say, and say it hot. D. H. Lawrence 
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