Auntie Diva's Story Time

[Diva]

Originally Posted by Ryobi

Diva, I'm impressed by your ability to find lime green EVERYthing. I wish I could see "The Sawyer Diva" in action. When you get good at it, I'll lend you my climbing gear for the top. It's lime green, too.


(just think of the size pile of ass-whoopers you'll have. Maybe a few of us will have to brush up on being naughty.)

I believe all of the cousins have 'naughty' down to a fine art.

Film at 11.

Originally Posted by nhplowboi

Auntie Diva I see you got the Poulin "Wild" model. I think that is very appropriate.

Yes, cousin PlowBoi.....it is just about the only thing that IS appropriate.

Originally Posted by Hack

As I intimated on Facebook, Auntie Diva....

You wielding chainsaw = me looking for something sturdy to hide under


You may or may not know that I work with a lot of foresters, and they all wear chaps when out in the forest wielding chainsaws. I think your following here will be expecting a photo of you in chaps when you wield your chainsaw. Just saying.

Cousin Hackberry (get it? Hackberry? Forester?)....

I think chaps ~ some lovely purple ones ~ would be stunning, yes?

I also think a photo will be forthcoming.

Originally Posted by Gemme

I suggest black ones. It will help make the green and purple pop.

Perhaps black WOULD be best.....

Or neon orange.....

Now THERE'S a vision!

[moxie]

Maybe we could have a party and Bedazzle some safety goggles. Gotta have the bling at all times.

[Diva]

The Bedazzler should be right next to every chainsaw.

[Rockinonahigh]

Id go with black silver mounted chaps...after all u wanted bling...oh yes u will need golves or u will have nasty caluses on your pretty hands as well as some somewhat chiped nalis.

[Diva]

Ok, cousin Rockie.....I think we should [all] be realistic......

You can't REALLY see your Auntie Diva in chaps now CAN you? I think not.


However...the gloves are absolutely necessary for the reasons given. And we mustn't forget the blinged~out eyewear.....

I shall not be wielding the Mighty Chainsaw this day, boys and girls, as it is misting in Austin Town.....

Oh well.....just putting off the inevitible. I hear Channel 4 is coming for an interview.....this is an historical event, after all.

"AUNTIE DIVA GOES BUTCH......Story at 11!"

[Rockinonahigh]

OK no chaps,I do know they look good on the cowgirls .im just sayin.Now do be careful with said lime greem chain saw cause the blade can get loose and come off...do get a good hold of it cause it prolly will vibrate a little or a lot. Any how, it would really bad if it did and cause u any harm.The butch a home depot DID show u how to tighten it up..the chain saw blade I mean.

[Diva]

Originally Posted by Rockinonahigh

OK no chaps,I do know they look good on the cowgirls .im just sayin.Now do be careful with said lime greem chain saw cause the blade can get loose and come off...do get a good hold of it cause it prolly will vibrate a little or a lot. Any how, it would really bad if it did and cause u any harm.The butch a home depot DID show u how to tighten it up..the chain saw blade I mean.

No butches helped with the chain saw.....I saw it, I bought it.

The blade can come OFF? I know it came with an extra chain and a 2~year warranty.

You said "vibrate".
You said "tighten".
You said "blade".


I went.....


Signed,
Auntie Diva, the chapless cowgirl...