Corny jokes

Cid · 08-07-2013, 10:46 AM

Guy and a giraffe go into a bar. The giraffe goes to sleep on the floor.
Next guy comes in and says, "who's that lyin' on the floor?"
Bartender says,"that's no lion, it's a giraffe."

deb0670 · 08-07-2013, 11:42 AM

Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
Cause if it had 4 doors it would be a chicken sedan.

Mopsie · 08-07-2013, 03:45 PM

What did one mushroom say to the other mushroom at the end of their first date?

You're a fungi!

Mopsie · 08-08-2013, 08:29 AM

Why are there gates around cemeteries?

Because people are dying to get in.

Janstevie · 08-08-2013, 11:19 AM

I went to a seafood disco last week…and pulled a muscle.

08-07-2013, 10:46 AM	#1
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Mopsie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Preferred Pronoun?: Female ones Relationship Status: Single Join Date: Mar 2013 Location: Shenandoah Valley Virginia Posts: 4,769 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 36,246 Thanked 8,552 Times in 1,856 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Why are there gates around cemeteries? Because people are dying to get in.

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Janstevie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Soft Butch Relationship Status: single Join Date: May 2010 Location: England Posts: 1,814 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 112 Thanked 1,331 Times in 411 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	I went to a seafood disco last week…and pulled a muscle.