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08-10-2013, 02:36 PM
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one a resident told me last night...
blind man goes into a bar. picks up his seeing eye dog and swings it around over his head, then puts it down. barkeep says "mate, what was that all about?". blind man says "nothing, just having a look around."
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08-10-2013, 06:07 PM
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I love this thread! It is so funny.
I am warming up some jokes to join in soon so wait right here I will be back.  Chad |
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08-11-2013, 12:55 PM
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08-11-2013, 02:05 PM
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What do you call a fish with no eye's, .... a fsh.
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08-11-2013, 06:00 PM
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Hi,
here goes........... two atoms are sitting in the bar watching sports and drinking bear having a great time. When they leave the bar one atom says to the other "hey I think I left an electron in the bar" The other atom says "are you sure?" and the first atom says "I am positive"! Get it? Science joke! Chad
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08-11-2013, 07:20 PM
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This guy's wife sends him to the store and tells him to get a gallon of milk, and if they have any alvacados get 6. So he comes home from the store and his wife said, why in the world did you get 6 gallons of milk? He said, they had alvacados .
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08-11-2013, 07:29 PM
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