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Baby, I guess I did something out of habit, because I just felt something hard in my scrub pants...
It was my cellphone... I just felt something stiff in my pants... and I realized I actually did remember to bring my cellphone... |
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Me: Why don't I just whip out my little trouser trout and we'll see what I have? (I was talking about a small yellow rubber fish that you squeezed the gills and it became a flashlight, a bright light would turn on in the mouth. It was in my pocket and the power had gone out at work and someone asked for a lighter and I thought I might have one in my backpack.)
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Gaige, talking about her dog, Nugget. Apparently, if you let your poodles hair grow out, it can form dreadlocks.
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