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Old 08-19-2013, 11:29 AM   #1
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1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.

There is no book to me so I grabbed the sleeve from the nearest Movie next to me and took a quote from that "Remember when the whole world looked up"? (From the movie "In the Shadow of the Moon, a Documentary about an Epic journey when American Spacecraft voyaged to the Moon)

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?lampshade

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV? the movie Reservation Road. Wow.

4. Without looking, guess what time it is 11:27 a.m.

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 12:17 pm

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?the tv, a/c

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?Early this morning to feed the stray kitty that comes around for food/water

8. Did you dream last night? we dream every night.
9. Do you remember your dreams?I don't remember my dream last night.

10. When did you last laugh?today

11. Do you remember why / at what?a commercial for jimmy dean sausage

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in? paint.pictures.

13. Seen anything weird lately?nope

14. What do you think of this quiz?uh.

15. What is the last film you saw? It was called Baby Sellers on Lifetime. Shame on the human race! Most of them, disgust me.

16. If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live?MA, CT, or NH far away in a small country farming community. yes. please.

17. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?well I can't buy happiness and not sure that I would even attempt that but I would donate a huge proceed to a certain no-kill organization and purchase me a nice country house, wrap around porch, etc etc. Ok, you get the point.

18. Tell me something about you that most people don't know.
I get pissed off/upset when I see food going to waste. Our nation is starving and companies, stores, rests, etc throw out so much damn food its ridiculous..

19. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?peace.please

20. Do you like to dance?no.

21. Would you ever consider living abroad?absolutely not.

22. Does your name make any interesting anagrams?nah

23. Who made the last incoming call on your phone?some ignoramous from a telemarketing company.

24. What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer?all kinds of indie music from an awesome FREE and LEGAL website. From very cool, amazing artists.

25. Last time you swam in a pool?yesterday afternoon

26. Are you listening to music right now?nope

27. What color is your bedroom carpet?blue

28. If you could change something about your home, without worry about expense or mess, what would you do?finish the kitchen, its a huge deal. I love awesome kitchens. lol

29. Do you have a garden?nope.

30. Do you really know all the words to your national anthem?yep

31. What is the first thing you think of when you wake up in the morning?i have to pee
32. Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?The local art surplus store.

33. What time is bed time?when i pass out

34. Have you ever been in a beauty pageant?nope

35. What did you do for your last birthday?something pointless because the idiot that had my party was a pointless person. It sucked.

36. Do you carry a donor card?yep

37. Is the glass half empty or half full?its always half full

38. What's the farthest-away place you've been?ohio

39. When's the last time you ate a homegrown tomato?today

40. Have you ever won a trophy?yes

41. What's under your bed?nothing, i like a clean room!

42. Think fast, what do you like right now?Ed Sheeran

43. Where were you on Valentine's day?can't remember

44. What time do you get up? 8 or so am that is

45. How many keys on your key ring?2

46. Where would you retire to?home

47. What kind of books do you like to read?true crime. mostly. And poetry books

48. How far away from your birthplace do you live now?1 hour

49. Can you touch your nose with your tongue?nope

50. Can you close your eyes and raise your eyebrows?yep
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Old 08-19-2013, 12:23 PM   #2
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1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
"'What?' He was craning forward to get a better look.
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?
My blanket.
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Simpsons... or futurama? It's been a long time since I watched tv...
4. Without looking, guess what time it is
Uhhhhm around 7:40 pm here.
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
7:38 pm. Yeah.
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
...nothing.
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Few hours ago, bought a new shoe rack.
8. Did you dream last night?
Can't remember.
9. Do you remember your dreams?
No.
10. When did you last laugh?
Today, while shopping with my roommates.
11. Do you remember why / at what?
Not exactly. We're laughing VERY much.
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
A calendar and some LotR pictures.
13. Seen anything weird lately?
Nope.
14. What do you think of this quiz?
diversion.
15. What is the last film you saw?
Flamingo Pride.
16. If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live?
Ireland. Or French Polynesia.
17. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
I guess I would support some NPOs, found protected areas. Something like that.
18. Tell me something about you that most people don't know.
I have this quirk... When I'm concentrating, while sitting at my computer, I'm squeezing my bottom lip.
19. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Enlarge human consciousness.
20. Do you like to dance?
Couldn't really enjoy it so far... but I will try again.
21. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Definitely.
22. Does your name make any interesting anagrams?
I don't think so...
23. Who made the last incoming call on your phone?
My dad.
24. What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer?
Music. (Tristan Garner - Stomp that shit)
25. Last time you swam in a pool?
Loooooong ago.
26. Are you listening to music right now?
Yep.
27. What color is your bedroom carpet?
Grey
28. If you could change something about your home, without worry about expense or mess, what would you do?
More futuristic, minimalist furniture.
29. Do you have a garden?
Not yet.
30. Do you really know all the words to your national anthem?
Absolutely not.
31. What is the first thing you think of when you wake up in the morning?
How soft my bed is.
32. Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?
Right now? IKEA.
33. What time is bed time?
Between 23 pm and 5 am.
34. Have you ever been in a beauty pageant?
No.
35. What did you do for your last birthday?
Nothing special. Don't celebrate anymore.
36. Do you carry a donor card?
No.
37. Is the glass half empty or half full?
It's perfect the way it is.
38. What's the farthest-away place you've been?
Portugal.
39. When's the last time you ate a homegrown tomato?
Never did.
40. Have you ever won a trophy?
Some as an archer.
41. What's under your bed?
Dust?
42. Think fast, what do you like right now?
A new bed.
43. Where were you on Valentine's day?
At home? I don't know.
44. What time do you get up?
Between 10 am and 3 pm
45. How many keys on your key ring?
6
46. Where would you retire to?
Ummm... not sure yet.
47. What kind of books do you like to read?
SciFi novels, historical drama(1930's), philosophical literature.
48. How far away from your birthplace do you live now?
I live at my place of birth.
49. Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
No. Not even close!
50. Can you close your eyes and raise your eyebrows?
Yes.
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1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
The fact is, all of us let our guard down sometimes.

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?
a bowl of peppermints

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
The Newsroom

4. Without looking, guess what time it is
1:30

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
1:38

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Florescent lights and people typing. In the distance, the White Stripes are playing at the front desk.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Walking to lunch a couple hours ago

8. Did you dream last night?
Yes, running away from a shooter in a building. I'm sure there's some deep meaning there, but I'm sure I probably don't want to know.

9. Do you remember your dreams?
Sometimes

10. When did you last laugh?
This morning

11. Do you remember why / at what?
Yup, nunya.

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
My office... dry erase boards, sticky notes and pics of my family

13. Seen anything weird lately?
Yup, I looked in a mirror

14. What do you think of this quiz?
Meh.

15. What is the last film you saw?
Django Unchained

16. If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live?
Medellin. I haven't been there, but I heard the weather is perfect

17. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
A house with a yard, somewhere near the equator.

18. Tell me something about you that most people don't know.
I don't like eggs.

19. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Intelligence would be encouraged, particularly in girls. More than beauty, more than fame, more than power, KNOWLEDGE would be something for which to aspire.

20. Do you like to dance?
Yes, I love to. It doesn't mean I'm that good at it, but I love it still.

21. Would you ever consider living abroad?
I'd love to. I'm in the process of interviewing for a few jobs abroad.

22. Does your name make any interesting anagrams?
an oral swan (that took me a while to put together)

23. Who made the last incoming call on your phone?
A client

24. What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer?
A resume

25. Last time you swam in a pool?
Friday

26. Are you listening to music right now?
No. I should be. Good idea.
Oh, wait, I forgot my headphones.
Dammit!

27. What color is your bedroom carpet?
Carpet in a bedroom is a terrible idea for anyone with allergies.

28. If you could change something about your home, without worry about expense or mess, what would you do?
I'd have 2 bathrooms. And new flooring. And maybe convert it to an open kitchen.

29. Do you have a garden?
Yes, a windowbox with lemongrass and chilis. My cilantro died the second it got too hot. I also have an indoor hydroponic garden I haven't set up yet. It's REALLY cool. I will use it for fresh spices.

30. Do you really know all the words to your national anthem?
Yup, sang it plenty of times at various sporting events

31. What is the first thing you think of when you wake up in the morning?
Newton. He's usually sitting on top of me staring at me.

32. Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?
DSW

33. What time is bed time?
Usually around 11.

34. Have you ever been in a beauty pageant?
No, I did hair & coaching for some of them though.
I think it's important to note: at the child level, they are despicable. I think it should be illegal to put young girls in that. When they're in college, they can make that choice for themselves.

35. What did you do for your last birthday?
A special dinner.

36. Do you carry a donor card?
It's on my license, and I'm in the national registry.

37. Is the glass half empty or half full?
Unless you are in a vacuum, it is impossible for the glass to be any part empty. The glass is simply half water and half air.

38. What's the farthest-away place you've been?
Technically, Ibague

39. When's the last time you ate a homegrown tomato?
A week or so ago when I made aji

40. Have you ever won a trophy?
A few yes, but not for sports.

41. What's under your bed?
Little Maggie hairbunnies. I have to vacuum almost daily for those during summer.

42. Think fast, what do you like right now?
Barbecue

43. Where were you on Valentine's day?
At home, I think.

44. What time do you get up?
Usually 7ish

45. How many keys on your key ring?
4

46. Where would you retire to?
Somewhere cheap with good weather.

47. What kind of books do you like to read?
I love audiobooks. I could listen to the Douglas Adams collection over and over because he narrates them himself. It transforms the story for me in a way text cannot.

48. How far away from your birthplace do you live now?
More than a hundred miles

49. Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
Nope

50. Can you close your eyes and raise your eyebrows?
Yup. Some people can't?
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1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.

he said " I don't talk about consequences they know they're supposed to follow protocol"

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?
Libby's bed

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Dr. Phil

4. Without looking, guess what time it is
4:06

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
4:18

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
fans, t.v. computer in the living room

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
a couple yrs ago, camping

8. Did you dream last night?
prob

9. Do you remember your dreams?
sometimes

10. When did you last laugh?
this morning

11. Do you remember why / at what?
getting Libby up

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
kid stuff, school projects

13. Seen anything weird lately?
define weird

14. What do you think of this quiz?
I must be bored!

15. What is the last film you saw?
despicable me 2

16. If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live?
as much as I LOVE it here I do love the east coast

17. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
I would say college for my kids, however that may not be the path they want to go down.

18. Tell me something about you that most people don't know.
I have a ledge in front of my t.v with knick knacky crap on it that bring me joy..just random little things some are mine some are my kids but all of them have a story.

19. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
open up those closed minds

20. Do you like to dance?
sure

21. Would you ever consider living abroad?
for about 6 months yes

22. Does your name make any interesting anagrams?
not that I know of

23. Who made the last incoming call on your phone?
cable company

24. What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer?
pictures!

25. Last time you swam in a pool?
last month

26. Are you listening to music right now?
no

27. What color is your bedroom carpet?
swirl browns

28. If you could change something about your home, without worry about expense or mess, what would you do?
a deck in my back yard, fall some pine trees so I can see more stars from said deck

29. Do you have a garden?
not this yr

30. Do you really know all the words to your national anthem?
I think so

31. What is the first thing you think of when you wake up in the morning?
what time is it?

32. Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?
none

33. What time is bed time?
it depends

34. Have you ever been in a beauty pageant?
as a child, yes

35. What did you do for your last birthday?
nothing

36. Do you carry a donor card?
no

37. Is the glass half empty or half full?
half full~ finally

38. What's the farthest-away place you've been?
New Brunswick

39. When's the last time you ate a homegrown tomato?
couple weeks

40. Have you ever won a trophy?
yes

41. What's under your bed?
carpet

42. Think fast, what do you like right now?
yogurt

43. Where were you on Valentine's day?
home alone

44. What time do you get up?
school days? 7am

45. How many keys on your key ring?
2

46. Where would you retire to?
retire?

47. What kind of books do you like to read?
all kinds

48. How far away from your birthplace do you live now?
2 miles

49. Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
um nope

50. Can you close your eyes and raise your eyebrows?
I am a dork and yes I can
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