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04-12-2010, 12:16 PM
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Why is the weather always nice and sunny when I am sick and cannot enjoy it
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04-12-2010, 12:24 PM
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why is there cement in my sinuses?
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04-18-2010, 10:15 AM
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Why can't I peel a banana without mashing the end?
 Did I lock the door?  Can the Jimmy engine go "splodey-BOOM"? And if it does, how do I get to work?  The dog wants to go out NOW? 
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04-20-2010, 02:53 PM
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I'm flexible, but only up to a point. Relationship Status:
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Why won't things "fall into place"? I'm waiting...patiently.
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04-30-2010, 11:18 AM
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Junior Member
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alien wandering Relationship Status:
wandering 
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"why is it that i cannot work while sleeping but i can sleep while working??
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"The number of people watching me is directly proportional to the stupidity of my action." 
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05-14-2010, 08:14 PM
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Timed Out
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What is the cut off age of being a secret service agent? Will I have enough funds for the mortgage? Dino needs more canned food. Did I lock the doors? Are the kids inside? Let me go check and recheck and recheck... |
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05-14-2010, 08:33 PM
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How much more sleep can I get before I have to wake up?
What time is it... I dont want to look cause then I will just think about time and not fall back to sleep... Why is it so damn hot in here... oh yeah... that luscious hunk of a man lying next to me is an oven.... I forgot that... mmmm snuggles back with my hunk of a man and falls back to sleep... |
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05-14-2010, 08:38 PM
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At 10:30pm and im going to bed and the fur kids drag out all the toys to have a romping play time...why now??
2:am..uwanna go out NOW...ugh ok. 7:00am play time again...fur kids u cant live with out em ..they keep me on my toes and sane..I think. |
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05-14-2010, 08:41 PM
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how are the kids doing that were in my classrooms in NY and NH
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Pole bachit, a lis chuye.
The field sees, the forest hears |
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05-14-2010, 08:58 PM
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Practically Lives Here
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She, as in 'She's a GEM' 
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How I got myself into this predicament.
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05-14-2010, 09:31 PM
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babygirl,princess,her, that girl, she! but mostly just "babygirl" Relationship Status:
single 
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why did? oh well
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05-18-2010, 02:26 PM
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Infamous Member
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just to name a few...
arranged marriages
butch kewpie dolls femme possee chamber pots
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Pole bachit, a lis chuye.
The field sees, the forest hears |
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05-25-2010, 08:58 PM
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Junior Member
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wandering
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is it good to be bad or bad to be good?
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"The number of people watching me is directly proportional to the stupidity of my action."
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05-25-2010, 09:08 PM
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mermaid, *very* lucky babygirl Relationship Status:
Saltwater mermaid ♡ 
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can you hear me?
did i forget to do anything today? what will it take to fall asleep?
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Be still when you have nothing to say; when genuine passion moves you, say what you've got to say, and say it hot. D. H. Lawrence 
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06-01-2010, 10:26 AM
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I wonder if anyone else has thought of renaming British Petroleum (BP) to Butt Plug?
I wonder if it was thinking like this that made them suggest that maybe advertising and marketing wasnt my forte. Hm.
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06-01-2010, 10:54 AM
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when am i going home???
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so love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who dont, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance take it... if it changes your life let it. |
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06-01-2010, 05:44 PM
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Holding My Red Circle 
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And maybe they could take that butt plug and stick in the pipe that continues to spew oil for that last 6 weeks!!!
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06-02-2010, 07:17 PM
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06-22-2010, 11:23 PM
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was easy just a fluke? |
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06-23-2010, 09:31 PM
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<3 myself 
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Colorado is calling my name...
I don't think I can be so far away from my new grand daughter... It is time to go home... |
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I'm misunderestimated. 
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