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Old 09-08-2013, 07:53 PM   #1
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Traffic Signs everywhere flashing the speed you are going, Break lights can be seen not to far ahead. Signs saying right lane ends. Idiot flashes by at about 80 finally see's their lane is ending slams on breaks, doesn't put on blinker and thinks I am going to let him over. I THINK NOT!

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at work today... neighbour across da road comes over. says one o' our boys is lyin' on da footpath and pukin'. i went up, saw he was. made his silly ass clean dat shite up. oh, yes i did... tisfu
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Monday is a public holiday so lots of crazies on the road today.

People are in such a hungry that they (ok, not everyone, but plenty of them) drive illegally on the emergency lane/shoulder on the motorway.

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Was told today

I give up
I am going to kill myself


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Told by a family member
You fucking do to much
You cant take care of it all
but I need $
so I cashed a check you
got in the mail here
for $450.00

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I'm asking my co-worker about someone we both have corresponded with, but she's just met and I haven't yet.

The woman I'm asking her about happens to be Asian.

My co-worker starts joking that she's "tiny and Asian," and adds, thinking she's the next Joan Rivers, "and I thought she was here to do my nails."

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I hear a man yelling, and look out my window.

Across the street, a woman stands on the sidewalk outside the grocery store, her head bowed, surrounded by grocery bags, as the man yells at her.

He storms off and she struggles to gather up all the bags and follow.

TISFU!!!

I yell out the window, At least help her with the bags, you asshole!

and his head jerks up to scan the building, and he walks off with (I hope) a small amount of fear that he is being watched.
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