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Old 04-13-2010, 06:37 AM   #1
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I doodled in school, but not any more.

I. Love. Bowling. Seriously. I suck like Hoover at it, but I love to do it.

No, you can still be an assassin. Most of them use guns with silencers now. Your dreams of being a swashbuckling pirate ARE over, however. A moment of silence for your dream...

I don't swim well at all, but find water soothing also. I could sit on a beach and watch the waves roll in for hours.

I was on the cheerleading squad in high school, but a formation accident prevented me from continuing. I think that is what prompted me to eventually join the bowling league. Recently, I told Mare I wanted to go bowling and she handed me the Wii remote. *sigh* I have become the Wii Bowling Champion in my Mind.

No, I can't be an assassin. *pout* Mare doesn't want (those kind of) weapons in the house.
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*In 1989, I was in Germany as the Berlin Wall came down. It was one of the most memorable times of my life.

*I am passionate about fine jewelry and precious stones. Sometimes a pearl can make me full of emotion with it's beauty.

*Even though I spent 48 years there, I don't miss Los Angeles at all...well, except for Tito's Tacos.

*My freshly painted 1995 Nissan Hardbody has new low pro's on sexy chrome rims. I plan on dropping the back end. I am a 16 year boy in disguise.

*Every day around 3 o'clock, I feed wild mix seed to mated pairs of Red Headed Cardinals and Saffron Finches. About 80 Java Sparrows and assorted locals show up too. My lanai looks like a scene from Alfred Hitchcock's movie "Birds."

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I was in Israel in 1978-79, when the border to Egypt opened up. A personal crisis prevented me from visiting at the time, which I do regret.

I recently came across the profile of someone I knew in grade school and middle school. She was a first class bully to me, and knew how to make my life miserable for several years. Now I see that she is a teacher of some type of spiritual faith. That's interesting.

I am very easily distractable and suspect I might have adult ADD. I will never take medications for this, but it might be helpful to explore some coping and survival strategies.

I'm a pretty smart person and I can enter into just about any intellectual dialogue. But, I have no patience for pretentiousness and the way people can use ideas and words to confound or cause hurt. There is a point when my brain asks for a rest and I'd rather watch TV. There are some really well-written shows on TV these days. Who knew?

Every time my daughter comes up with a trivial fact from her considerable knowledge base, she tells me that she learned it from watching "The Simpsons." Oy.
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I was on the cheerleading squad in high school, but a formation accident prevented me from continuing. I think that is what prompted me to eventually join the bowling league. Recently, I told Mare I wanted to go bowling and she handed me the Wii remote. *sigh* I have become the Wii Bowling Champion in my Mind.

No, I can't be an assassin. *pout* Mare doesn't want (those kind of) weapons in the house.
She just doesn't understand the pull of the lanes.

*Dammit! Why is there no bowling icon here? Bowlers need love too!*

Two words: storage unit.

Secret identity?

Chuck?

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Dr. Pepper is the all time favorite, but water is slowly picking up speed.

That I'm not sure yet, just how it is, that I like my .

Love, love, love - Colonial Candles

That I'm still kinda new to the butch-femme forums.
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that's two.
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wait.. I am a hopeless romantic wonderfully devoted to my perfection..

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1. I like to drink out of a pretty, pink, sparkly Disney princess cup when I'm feeling low. I can see the bottom of the glass and all the little sparklies floating in it. Makes me smile.

2. I'm a bit of a sci-fi geek. With that said I have a small crush on Captain Jean Luc Picard (I think it's the bald thing with the accent. Who could resist?)

3. Whenever I eat fruit salad I share with my pup. She's especially fond of blueberries (they are high in antioxidants you know)

4. I am addicted to ID Discovery channel. However I tend to watch to much of it. This in turn causes me to be afraid of the world, which is not good, especially when I need to walk my pup at night. *blink*

5. I sometimes wish I was Marilyn Monroe (sans the dead part of course)
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Im scared of heights

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I worry myself to death about Simon if something happens to me so much that I call my ex and her gf once a week and make them promise me to take care of him... LOL

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* I love the feel of the grass and dirt on my bare feet in the summer. And to absorb all the earth has to share. "Yes I am a tree hugger...smiles"

* I love to be goofy at almost all costs to bring a smile or good memory to friends or loved ones. I believe when your gone that is what they have to hold so that is very important to me.

* I am going to be another GREAT GREAT GREAT Aunt sometime within the month. This will be my second Great Great Great Nephew. And they think he will only be a couple lbs.

* I have had a few near death experiences. A couple which I passed and was brought back.

* I had a step daughter who left this earth early at the age of 12. Such a beautiful soul. She was to perfect to stay ...smile...I love ya Shay Shay!
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♦ I enjoy Rainy days almost as much I enjoy Sunny days {unless I have to be somewhere well-dressed, and it's pissing rain, then I hate it}.

♦ I'm a very picky Chocoholic....

♦ Same goes for Coffee....

♦ I'm very fond of quiet walks around sunset

♦ Butterflies Fascinate me...beautiful, yet realistically Tragic.
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She just doesn't understand the pull of the lanes.

*Dammit! Why is there no bowling icon here? Bowlers need love too!*

Two words: storage unit.

Secret identity?

Chuck?

Anything?
LOL ... secret identity won't fly with Mare.

Re: Storage unit: Don't want another monthly bill, and I am approaching the perimenopausal stages of my life... lethal weapons - not a good idea.

I'm not all that impressed with Chuck.

Bowling icon: necessary

Care for some key lime pie?
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LOL ... secret identity won't fly with Mare.

Re: Storage unit: Don't want another monthly bill, and I am approaching the perimenopausal stages of my life... lethal weapons - not a good idea.

I'm not all that impressed with Chuck.

Bowling icon: necessary

Care for some key lime pie?
Mare's no fun when it comes to assassinating folks.

*pout*

A friend's house, perhaps?

I think that you could 'use' the roller coaster ride of the hormone influxes to help you become a fantastic assassin. The death of a dream is so disheartening.

I suggest an animated one where a bowler is releasing the ball and tucks his or her leg behind him. That always makes me smile. Of course, one where he or she is holding up their hands in a strike 'in your FACE, loser' formation would be nice too.

Love some!

Where's the pie smiley????

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I made-up a morning chant for myself thanking the universe for rendering me a woman and in the configuration of the female that I am.... a butch.

I have religious/spiritual icons throughout my home. From Buddha to Mary. One favorite is a small statue of Saint Francis for my pets that my late partner gave me.

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Mare's no fun when it comes to assassinating folks.

*pout*

A friend's house, perhaps?

I think that you could 'use' the roller coaster ride of the hormone influxes to help you become a fantastic assassin. The death of a dream is so disheartening.

I suggest an animated one where a bowler is releasing the ball and tucks his or her leg behind him. That always makes me smile. Of course, one where he or she is holding up their hands in a strike 'in your FACE, loser' formation would be nice too.

Love some!

Where's the pie smiley????


Well, Mare's approaching "that" age too .. perhaps she'll have a change of heart where the art of assassination is concerned.

Hmm.... perhaps I could use the powers of peri-meno to my advantage. Thank you for this - I will meditate on it.





Here, something better than a smiley....
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