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09-19-2013, 06:57 PM
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She, as in 'She's a GEM' 
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"I forgot my wallet. You got this, right?"
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09-19-2013, 07:05 PM
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"sorry i have just got to see who is texting me:
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09-19-2013, 07:07 PM
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09-19-2013, 07:05 PM
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09-19-2013, 07:08 PM
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"I just have to make a phone call, you don't mind, do you?"
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09-19-2013, 08:10 PM
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Hey boy!!! Relationship Status:
counting freckles slowly under Her direction!!! Join Date: Nov 2009
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"i hate reading"
total turn off!!! NEXT!!!
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09-19-2013, 08:17 PM
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counting freckles slowly under Her direction!!! Join Date: Nov 2009
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"i am not political"
this made me want to poke my ears out!!!
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09-19-2013, 08:24 PM
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"You look so nice, I didn't recognize you".
That actually happened, but it wasn't on a date but meeting a friend. I laughed, because I knew what she meant (new blouse) and it just came out wrong.
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The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one. ~Erma Bombeck
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09-19-2013, 08:25 PM
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Give me your leftovers, I'll eat them for lunch tomorrow.
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09-19-2013, 08:45 PM
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"I'm sorry. I did not have time to shower. How badly do I smell right now?"
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05-21-2014, 11:38 PM
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Any sorts of deep emotional truth/baggage telling upon first meeting. I once went on a FIRST date with a girl who proceed to read me her poetry she had written on being sexually abused by a family member.
Also...'I hope you're into bondage. I LOVE rough sex.' |
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04-29-2015, 07:25 PM
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I'm going on a date this Sunday, I don't drink Alcohol, she loves to drink and we are going to a Venue..
I also find her Irish Accent so strong i cant understand her at times, so then i feel embarrassed, but she is cuddly and lovely , inked all over (so i believe). She also doesn't give a s##t that i'm M-T-F, had no idea till i told her, as i felt it was best to be honest. So as long as can try really hard to understand her, which will be harder after shes had about 10 pints of ale, all should be good. Trying to be aware and accepting of peoples cultural and linguistic differences can be hard sometimes. Thick IRISH BROGUE, Is another language !!! |
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09-27-2015, 06:30 PM
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Talk about what her ex like o dislikes...example..."hey...u don't eat broccoli?..my ex also don't like brocoli n etc......"....i dun like such comparison....its annoyed me....uhuhu
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09-19-2013, 08:10 PM
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"You are really attractive to me, I am not attracted to thin women".
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09-19-2013, 08:11 PM
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Hitched up
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*my ex this and my ex that*
true story |
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09-20-2013, 01:25 PM
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FUCK!!!! then begging them to swing past my place so I can re-imburse. Of course they won't. they are too polite. I look like a dickhead. I am a seriously bad date half the time. One time I sat and babbled about the chemistry of this one women's job for 15 min while she stared at me in glazed boredom. another, two bicurious drunk 20 somethings came over to our pub table and started talking to me and trying to pick me up cause they loved my breasts. Luckily my date thought this was fucking hilarious as she watched me try and deal. But mostly that would not have flown. I could not get rid of them cause my date was sniggering and so I turned and said "right. since this is so amusing, I'm going to the loo. YOU can get rid of the leg humping yorkies." they were gone when I got back. another, I realised mid-date that she was one of my very long term (we grew up down the road from each other) old friend's ex-wife. And introducted this fact by putting down my fork and said "omg. I know your dog! really well, actually..." "really? how?" "cause I've known your exwife for 27 years?" Bad, bad date I could go on. seriously. I have lists of these. One I knocked myself out on a tree branch. Last edited by imperfect_cupcake; 09-20-2013 at 01:27 PM. |
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09-20-2013, 01:32 PM
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wild woman Relationship Status:
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I seriously think these things should be in a book....lol dating hell...
my friend is/was a serial dater and had a date that paid for dinner but insisted on splitting the meal rather than pay for two. .gif "Say What?") She told me she would have rather gone dutch and actually ate.... but he insisted.....Then of course there was the infamous...Stanley.... this guy leaned over mid date (first date) and whispered that he wanted to introduce her to his friend, Stanley...the power tool...yeah....THAT tool.... 
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09-20-2013, 01:37 PM
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1st date, just after we had placed our dinner order....
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09-20-2013, 08:00 PM
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09-20-2013, 08:47 PM
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