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Old 09-19-2013, 08:45 PM   #1
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I guess I'm not a good date, then. I have a son who is sick and it doesn't matter to me where I am or who I am with. If my son's caregiver calls or texts, I am answering as I know it will be important. And as for leftovers, I do take them home, too. Waste not want not. Maybe I need to go back and read the B-F dating handbook.
And I'm sure it is a major no-no to use coupons, but I do!!!!
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p.s. I have no problem with someone checking their phone if they have minor children who are with a caregiver for the evening. That's just being a good parent.
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I guess I'm not a good date, then. I have a son who is sick and it doesn't matter to me where I am or who I am with. If my son's caregiver calls or texts, I am answering as I know it will be important. And as for leftovers, I do take them home, too. Waste not want not. Maybe I need to go back and read the B-F dating handbook.
And I'm sure it is a major no-no to use coupons, but I do!!!!
There is nothing wrong with this (or with you as far as your being a good date)! I have a disabled son, and my phone is always with me and always on. Anyone with a child, disabled or not, should be able to understand this. In fact, I would have a big problem with a date who insisted I turn my phone off, or who complained about me keeping it on for my son. Huge red flag there! I also see no problem with taking home leftovers. Why waste food? As for coupons...I don't see the problem there either. Last time I checked, I'm not a millionaire, I don't even have any "spare" cash...so why would I hold it against someone if they have a coupon to save a few bucks?

As for my entry for things you should never say on a date: "You look just like/remind me so much of my ex!" (and yes, that was said to me on a first date.)
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"I'm sorry. I did not have time to shower. How badly do I smell right now?"

Well, the person never mentioned that she didn't have a shower...

I went on a date with a very nice and very good looking butch....

Now, about that shower thing...uh, well, she smelled so bad I couldn't muster up any romantic feelings whatsoever.
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