Things you should never say on a date.

DapperButch · 09-23-2013, 06:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Miss Tick

That makes sense and I don't think I processed what an inability to hold one's breath for an adequate amount of time might mean. Probably because I never notice any strain holding my breath for extended points in time. I never have any difficulty getting all the air I need. There's always a whole lot of action and breathing just happens naturally for me in between moves (and I like to think some of them are signature.) But it does stand to reason that being able to hold one's breath for a long period of time can only be a good thing.

More than enough from me on this subject I think.

And I don't know when it's going to finally become clear to me that I need to leave the humor to the professionals.
I'm just not very funny.

(But at least there's no barking involved this time.)

You did NOT just say that! ha!!

*Anya* · 09-23-2013, 06:24 PM

I have a million of them...

The woman who told me she was mainly attracted to Latin women,

as I sat there, being a Caucasian woman and all.

Cin · 09-23-2013, 07:27 PM

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Originally Posted by DapperButch

You did NOT just say that! ha!!

Of course I didn't say that.

DapperButch · 09-23-2013, 07:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Miss Tick

Of course I didn't say that.

Oh, good, because that would be really embarrassing if you did. The professionals would for sure need to come in then.

Cin · 09-23-2013, 07:39 PM

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Originally Posted by DapperButch

Oh, good, because that would be really embarrassing if you did. The professionals would for sure need to come in then.

LOL. I think the professionals need to come in regardless. Please don't try this at home.

easygoingfemme · 09-23-2013, 07:46 PM

In high school, I had a guy lick the side of my face on a first "date". Chin to forehead. I believe it was all non-verbal communication, but still, should be outlawed.

deb_U_taunt · 09-25-2013, 12:47 PM

09-25-2013, 01:41 PM

Is your Mom hot too?
Can she join us?

Never had much luck with those to be honest

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