Corny jokes

Janstevie · 09-26-2013, 09:44 AM

My wife and I walked past a swanky new restaurant last night.

"Did you smell that food?" she asked. "Incredible!"

Being the kind hearted man that I am, I thought, "What the heck, I'll treat her."

So we walked past it again.

Janstevie · 10-08-2013, 08:33 AM

'I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date but unfortunately she’d popped her clogs.

Wrang1er · 10-31-2013, 05:36 PM

Why wouldn't the skeleton cross the street?

He didn't have any guts.

Why aren't ghost good liars?

You can see right through them.

Why are ghost good cheerleaders?

They have spirit.

What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?

Frostbite.

Why can't ghosts have babies?

They have hollow weenies!

HAPPY HALLOWEEN ALL!

~W

Wrang1er · 12-24-2013, 04:54 AM

What do you get if you deep fry Santa?

Krisp Kringle

Why are Santa's helpers depressed?

They have low elf esteem.

What do you call people that are afraid of Santa?

Claustrophobic

Why doesn't Santa have any children?

He only comes once a year and that's down the chimney.

~W

12-24-2013, 04:59 AM

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
He had no body to dance with

Where do Santa's helpers go when they're sick?
The National Elf Service

Wrang1er · 01-10-2014, 05:16 AM

Why couldn't the bicycle stand on its own?

It was TWO TIRED!

Happy_Go_Lucky · 01-10-2014, 08:36 AM

Did you hear the one about the corduroy pillow?!

It made headlines!

10-31-2013, 05:36 PM	#3
Wrang1er Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Me, myself and I Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Here Posts: 1,526 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 6,112 Thanked 7,042 Times in 1,354 Posts Rep Power: 21474851	candy corny jokes ;) Why wouldn't the skeleton cross the street? He didn't have any guts. Why aren't ghost good liars? You can see right through them. Why are ghost good cheerleaders? They have spirit. What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite. Why can't ghosts have babies? They have hollow weenies! HAPPY HALLOWEEN ALL! ~W

12-24-2013, 04:54 AM	#4
Wrang1er Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Me, myself and I Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Here Posts: 1,526 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 6,112 Thanked 7,042 Times in 1,354 Posts Rep Power: 21474851	HO HO HO What do you get if you deep fry Santa? Krisp Kringle Why are Santa's helpers depressed? They have low elf esteem. What do you call people that are afraid of Santa? Claustrophobic Why doesn't Santa have any children? He only comes once a year and that's down the chimney. ~W

09-26-2013, 09:44 AM	#1
Janstevie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Soft Butch Relationship Status: single Join Date: May 2010 Location: England Posts: 1,814 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 112 Thanked 1,331 Times in 411 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	My wife and I walked past a swanky new restaurant last night. "Did you smell that food?" she asked. "Incredible!" Being the kind hearted man that I am, I thought, "What the heck, I'll treat her." So we walked past it again.

10-08-2013, 08:33 AM	#2
Janstevie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Soft Butch Relationship Status: single Join Date: May 2010 Location: England Posts: 1,814 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 112 Thanked 1,331 Times in 411 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	'I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date but unfortunately she’d popped her clogs.

12-24-2013, 04:59 AM	#5
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01-10-2014, 05:16 AM	#6
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01-10-2014, 08:36 AM	#7
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