Favorite Euphemisms for Sex

RockOn · 10-05-2013, 11:59 AM

Examples of tender, heart-rendering mood:
1. I want to make love with you.
2. Let's bond our souls with our love.

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Examples of playful mood:

1. Let's do the freak nasty.

2. Show it to me, I need to see, need to look closely... I said look at me into my eyes while I look at you for a long time before I touch you. (I torture the heck out of myself when actually doing this one ... the build-up of the need can hurt me if I wait too long)

3. Girl, you have the buttons popping off my 501's.

4. Help me I am hurting, need to unleash the beast.

Scots_On_The_Rocks · 10-05-2013, 12:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Brock

3. Girl, you have the buttons popping off my 501's

This totally reminds me of why I love Lucky Brand jeans...the fly has length of woven tag sewn onto it that says, "Lucky You."....mayhap that is why I own several pairs.

Girl_On_Fire · 10-05-2013, 07:27 PM

'Getting it on' 'A bit of the old in and out'

ONLY · 10-05-2013, 07:32 PM

"nookie" "whoopie" remember the game show-The Newlywed game.....

macele · 10-05-2013, 07:47 PM

1. c'mon now, lemme shake your sugar tree

2. ooo girl, lets me and you play canasssssta!

ok, now you say it. canasssssta! there's just something about that word LOL.

Mopsie · 10-05-2013, 08:00 PM

I don't have any funny or interesting words that I use, but another funny one from the Big Bang Theory is: "the dance with no pants."

Blade · 10-05-2013, 08:12 PM

Getting the sweet stuff

10-05-2013, 07:27 PM	#3
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10-05-2013, 07:32 PM	#4
ONLY Senior Member How Do You Identify?: well my girl calls me honeybear, sugarbear, sexy beast, hot tamale..... Preferred Pronoun?: female pronouns Relationship Status: Married to my Rare Beauty with a Beautiful Soul.....SS Tournaments Won: 1 Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: eastern ontario, canada Posts: 2,783 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 975 Thanked 1,735 Times in 679 Posts Rep Power: 15139964	"nookie" "whoopie" remember the game show-The Newlywed game..... __________________ *"If you talk about it, it's a dream, if you envision it, it's possible, but if you schedule it, it's real. "*

10-05-2013, 08:12 PM	#7
Blade Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: TG Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: once in a while someone amazing comes along...and here I am! Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Down on the farm Posts: 5,501 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,855 Thanked 14,415 Times in 4,058 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	Getting the sweet stuff __________________ Yeah so what if I'm triple dipped in awesome sauce? The best way to predict the future, is to create it.

10-05-2013, 11:59 AM	#1
RockOn Senior Member How Do You Identify?: sitting over there ----->>>>> :) Preferred Pronoun?: .... Relationship Status: .... Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: .... Posts: 3,522 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,081 Thanked 10,304 Times in 2,610 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	Examples of tender, heart-rendering mood: 1. I want to make love with you. 2. Let's bond our souls with our love. _______________________ Examples of playful mood: 1. Let's do the freak nasty. 2. Show it to me, I need to see, need to look closely... I said look at me into my eyes while I look at you for a long time before I touch you. (I torture the heck out of myself when actually doing this one ... the build-up of the need can hurt me if I wait too long) 3. Girl, you have the buttons popping off my 501's. 4. Help me I am hurting, need to unleash the beast.

10-05-2013, 07:47 PM	#5
macele Member How Do You Identify?: a bold-assed maximus Preferred Pronoun?: she Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: mississippi Posts: 1,066 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,178 Thanked 3,231 Times in 847 Posts Rep Power: 21474850	1. c'mon now, lemme shake your sugar tree 2. ooo girl, lets me and you play canasssssta! ok, now you say it. canasssssta! there's just something about that word LOL.

10-05-2013, 08:00 PM	#6
Mopsie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Preferred Pronoun?: Female ones Relationship Status: Single Join Date: Mar 2013 Location: Shenandoah Valley Virginia Posts: 4,769 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 36,246 Thanked 8,550 Times in 1,856 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	I don't have any funny or interesting words that I use, but another funny one from the Big Bang Theory is: "the dance with no pants."