Two Truths and a Lie: The Online Version

[Luv]

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1. I regularly eat raw sauerkraut
2. I have a pet turtle
3. I'm the direct descendant of a Native American princess

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Raw souerkraut false?
My great grandfather was a circuit preacher in the TN hills and was killed by a drunk moonshiner.
I am an ordained minister. ..........................I have a huge crush on Julia Roberts.

[Gemme]

Originally Posted by Luv

Raw souerkraut false?
My great grandfather was a circuit preacher in the TN hills and was killed by a drunk moonshiner. <--this is a great story

I am an ordained minister. <--the lie?

I have a huge crush on Julia Roberts. <--who doesn't?

For your great grandfather's sake, I hope the first is a lie, but my official vote is for the second.

[Gemme]

My father was 5'11 3/4". My mother was 5'4". I am 5 ft.

I've met Daytona race car drivers through one of my jobs.

I have a giant paddle hanging on my living room wall.

[Ginger]

Originally Posted by Gemme

My father was 5'11 3/4". My mother was 5'4". I am 5 ft.

I've met Daytona race car drivers through one of my jobs.

I have a giant paddle hanging on my living room wall.

I think the third one is a lie, or maybe just wishful thinking.

Here are mine:

• I was just broken up with by a dying woman via her sister, because the kid doesn't want to see me and that "precludes you being a partner"
  
• I'm listening now to cheesy Music Choice stations on cable, hooked up to better speakers
  
• I'm reading at a theater next week with a filmmaker and two other performers I don't know

[Ginger]

Originally Posted by IslandScout

I think the third one is a lie, or maybe just wishful thinking.

Here are mine:

• I was just broken up with by a dying woman via her sister, because the kid doesn't want to see me and that "precludes you being a partner"
  
• I'm listening now to cheesy Music Choice stations on cable, hooked up to better speakers
  
• I'm reading at a theater next week with a filmmaker and two other performers I don't know

Fuck, my bad, they're all true. Sorry. I think I better sign off till I can focus better.

[Sparkle]

Originally Posted by IslandScout

Fuck, my bad, they're all true. Sorry. I think I better sign off till I can focus better.

And here I was thinking Island Scout would NEVER listen to a cheesy muzak station on her good speakers!

My three, dysfunctional family edition:

*My great grandfather killed his lover and then himself in a double suicide pact.

*My sister was arrested for drunk and disorderly after mooning Yankees fan at the old Yankees stadium (she's a Red Sox fan).

*My biological father was the subject of an international manhunt.

[Julie]

Originally Posted by Sparkle

And here I was thinking Island Scout would NEVER listen to a cheesy muzak station on her good speakers!

My three, dysfunctional family edition:

*My great grandfather killed his lover and then himself in a double suicide pact.

*My sister was arrested for drunk and disorderly after mooning Yankees fan at the old Yankees stadium (she's a Red Sox fan).

*My biological father was the subject of an international manhunt.

Lie: *My great grandfather killed his lover and then himself in a double suicide pact.

[cara]

Originally Posted by Gemme

My father was 5'11 3/4". My mother was 5'4". I am 5 ft.

I've met Daytona race car drivers through one of my jobs.

I have a giant paddle hanging on my living room wall.

I'm gonna guess #1 is a lie.

[Cin]

Originally Posted by cara

I'm gonna guess #1 is a lie.

And I'll go with #2 just to cover all the bases.

I've met Daytona race car drivers through one of my jobs

[Luv]

Originally Posted by Gemme

For your great grandfather's sake, I hope the first is a lie, but my official vote is for the second.

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1st one is true..he came upon the moonshiner on his way to preach and started to tell him about the evils of liquor..the moonshiner was drunk..and started accusing him of being the law..shot him on the head and knocked him off his horse.Great grand dad was already elderly.......#2 is true..I am ordained

#3 sorry Julia..I'm more of a Valerie Bertinelli kinda butch

[Girl_On_Fire]

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1. I regularly eat raw sauerkraut
2. I have a pet turtle
3. I'm the direct descendant of a Native American princess

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Raw souerkraut false?

Nope. I can't get enough of the stuff. Guess again.

[Cin]

Originally Posted by Girl_On_Fire

I have a pet turtle

Is that the lie?

I like family dysfunctional ones. I got a million of em.. And it’s better than using my own dysfunctional ones. That’s using the old discretionary noggin.

My cousin robbed a bank with a toy gun.

My grandfather committed suicide by jumping off a bridge less than a year after my grandmother died.

My brother married a convicted murderer.

[*Anya*]

Originally Posted by Miss Tick

Is that the lie?

I like family dysfunctional ones. I got a million of em.. And it’s better than using my own dysfunctional ones. That’s using the old discretionary noggin.

My cousin robbed a bank with a toy gun.

My grandfather committed suicide by jumping off a bridge less than a year after my grandmother died.

My brother married a convicted murderer.

I hesitate to say it but grandpa and the bridge?

If true, I am sorry.

[Cin]

Originally Posted by *Anya*

I hesitate to say it but grandpa and the bridge?

If true, I am sorry.

No, it is true. But don't be sorry, it's a fun fluff thread. I guess suicide isn't all that fluffy but it was a long time ago and he was so lost without my grandmother. And he was a drunk. In my experience drunks never get over anything. Fifty years later they are still talking about something like it was yesterday. Unless they get sober of course.

Try again?

[*Anya*]

Originally Posted by *Anya*

I hesitate to say it but grandpa and the bridge?

If true, I am sorry.

Originally Posted by Miss Tick

No, it is true. But don't be sorry, it's a fun fluff thread. I guess suicide isn't all that fluffy but it was a long time ago and he was so lost without my grandmother. And he was a drunk. In my experience drunks never get over anything. Fifty years later they are still talking about something like it was yesterday. Unless they get sober of course.

Try again?

Originally Posted by Miss Tick

Is that the lie?

I like family dysfunctional ones. I got a million of em.. And it’s better than using my own dysfunctional ones. That’s using the old discretionary noggin.

My cousin robbed a bank with a toy gun.

My grandfather committed suicide by jumping off a bridge less than a year after my grandmother died.

My brother married a convicted murderer.

OK, I am game:

Your brother married a convicted murderer.

[Cin]

Originally Posted by *Anya*

OK, I am game:

Your brother married a convicted murderer.

Bingo!

You're it.