Shit Heard Around this House!!

[Kenna]

Originally Posted by Blade

My roommate and I took a truckload of garbage to the dump today. She crawls up in the back of the truck and hands stuff down to me to throw out. She can't see the step on the back of my truck as she gets down out of the back of the truck.

Sooo as she steps over the tailgate I try to guide her foot to the step, only she wanted the bumper not the step, I didn't know tbat.

Her....make sure I get my foot on the step
Me....ok, pulling her pants leg over and down toward the step
Her....loudly.....damnit you are stretching me to far
Me....laughing....huh
Her...laughing....stop you are stretching me to far
Us.....much laughter
Me....thinking out loud....I don't think anybody ever told me that before

Edited to add: once back to the truck cab, Her: OMG you're gonna post about that!
Him: YEP!
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Ohhhh I guess this is pay back for me posting about you chasing Nemo??
OMG!! **song stuck in my head...ankle bone is connected to your leg bone....leg bone is connected to your ass bone...**
I told you we need to start a journal about the funny thangs that happen around here!!

You stretched my ankle so far, I thought my ass bone was gonna dislocate!

When people read that you pulled my pants leg over and down, they're gonna think you were yanking my pants off! KNUCKLEHEAD!! Can you imagine, if you had done that, what the "LUMP on a log" dump employee would have done? Think he would have finally walked out of his tiny little shed? (disclaimer: no discrimination to people who work as sanitation employees.... however, this one guy was truly a lump on a log, non-helpful and gives good workers a bad name) ....


Blade: Not only does this little boy remind me of you with your dark hair, his expression is perfect for my stretched ass bone!


SHIT HEARD ROUND THIS HOUSE....
While posting the above, I was at the desk and Blade walked up behind me...and very calmly, very matter-of-factly said "I like it hard like this."
Me: spun around ...noticed mug in his hand full of ice cream ....
Him: (to the dog) Willy why'd you let me do that?
Me: OH MY GOD!! (laughing too hard to breathe) I'm trying not to pee!