It's a Conspiracy, I tells ya!

Nat · 04-15-2010, 04:10 PM

Diva · 04-15-2010, 04:13 PM

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Nat · 04-15-2010, 04:25 PM

The_Lady_Snow · 04-15-2010, 04:27 PM

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MsDemeanor · 04-15-2010, 05:35 PM

Conspiracy theories are fun!!!! It's great to see just how twisted a fantasy someone can make up with a total manipulation of a complete lack of understanding of the facts.

Except, of course, for the one about the bushies being complicit in the nine eleven attack. That one's true.

Linus · 04-15-2010, 05:55 PM

I do agree, however. Some of the conspiracy stuff is fun. I think that's why my uncle buys World News Tabloid (that black and white tabloid sold at that grocery cash register). I suspect we'll see more as challenges to the economy and as Obama continues as President.

Hack · 04-15-2010, 05:55 PM

Work in public/media relations for a government agency and experience these conspiracy theory people up close and personal. I love public service, but, really, they don't pay me enough to put up with some of the people I have who call me regularly with their latest "black helicopter" theories or who send me endless emails on the genetics of wolverines.

I can't even make this stuff up.

Linus · 04-15-2010, 05:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Hack

Work in public/media relations for a government agency and experience these conspiracy theory people up close and personal. I love public service, but, really, they don't pay me enough to put up with some of the people I have who call me regularly with their latest "black helicopter" theories or who send me endless emails on the genetics of wolverines.

I can't even make this stuff up.

Well, we probably can thank the X-Files for the black helicopter stuff (or was that "War Games"??). As for the genetics of wolverines... I haven't heard that one. Can you share?

Hack · 04-15-2010, 06:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Linus

Well, we probably can thank the X-Files for the black helicopter stuff (or was that "War Games"??). As for the genetics of wolverines... I haven't heard that one. Can you share?

For the last few years, we have had a random, lone wolverine running around in a region of Michigan. We haven't had one in the state in at least 200 years, and never one documented in modern wildlife management here. Well, a few weeks ago, it was found dead by a couple of hikers. It died of natural causes. I work for the state agency that handles wildlife management in Michigan, and we issued the report and along with it some genetic testing we had done on the animal to better determine its origins. Some guy out there disputes our findings and writes me 1000+ word emails every day with all his "research" and "proof" that disputes our findings. He wants me to run a retraction in every media outlet in the state.

Right.

MsDemeanor · 04-15-2010, 06:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Hack

Work in public/media relations for a government agency and experience these conspiracy theory people up close and personal. I love public service, but, really, they don't pay me enough to put up with some of the people I have who call me regularly with their latest "black helicopter" theories or who send me endless emails on the genetics of wolverines.

I can't even make this stuff up.

My mother has on more than one occasion offered to drive me out to where the black helicopters are so that I can see them for myself. Yeah, mom, the secret black helicopters are stored in a visible location just outside of Denver.

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