Speak a Lie .....

scootebaby · 11-19-2009, 12:33 PM

i love that i missed Divas party

i love that i have employees that will do nothing

i love that a majority of my time is spent in these work clothes

i hate a good challenge

i love that the lottery number drawer and i cannot get on same page with these numbers

im sure theres more but im so loving this migraine im develop i think ill go enjoy it all by myself

Semantics · 11-19-2009, 02:28 PM

I haven't missed this place at all.

PoeticWitch · 11-19-2009, 04:19 PM

I am just so happy that I slipped and fell in the gas station store...

the attendent was so smart to put the mat to prevent slipping outside the door on the cement where everyone slips all the time...

Surayna · 11-19-2009, 04:24 PM

I just LOVE doing all this homework. I really didn't want to spend the afternoon with my Daddy.

NotAnAverageGuy · 11-19-2009, 04:35 PM

I LOVE moving furniture into my bedroom so my living room can be steam cleaned

Gemme · 11-20-2009, 01:29 AM

I hate....nay, LOATHE....CSI.

christie · 11-20-2009, 09:25 AM

I just love that the IRS thinks its a good spending plan to pay an agent to come perform an audit of a form that the business has never had a need to file...in the entire 56 years we have been in business.

I love more that I am here on a what is a non work day for me, that I after I sit here and twiddle my thumbs for hours while aforementioned agent rifles through paper files I had to dig out of a skid from the top shelf of the warehouse, I will have to drive 287 miles home.

I can't say just how overjoyed that I am that I will be making the return trip on Monday.

NJFemmie · 11-20-2009, 09:25 AM

I am really upset that it's Friday.
I am not looking forward to the weekend and having a couple of days off from work.
And I am not looking forward to having a three day work week next week.
Getting a four day weekend is an outrage!

Apocalipstic · 11-20-2009, 01:18 PM

I am thrilled to be at work.

I hope no one brings me chocolate.

and

I wish it were Monday.

suebee · 11-20-2009, 02:11 PM

I was able to check off every single item on my to-do list today!

Gemme · 11-20-2009, 07:56 PM

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Originally Posted by cybersuebee

I was able to check off every single item on my to-do list today!

Everyone loves a braggart.

Surayna · 11-20-2009, 08:19 PM

I am perfectly healthy and feeling wonderful!

*sniffcoughsniff*

MrSunshine · 11-20-2009, 08:22 PM

I juuuuuuust LOVE having a gerbil sized bladder

atomiczombie · 11-20-2009, 08:43 PM

I am not lonely at all. I love being single. I never miss having a hand to hold, lips to kiss and arms open to me. I don't wish I could find a date at all. I especially would hate having a pretty femme who lives within 2 hours of me to date.

SuperFemme · 11-20-2009, 09:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Deadyboy

I juuuuuuust LOVE having a gerbil sized bladder

Inner Habitrails rock.

11-19-2009, 04:19 PM	#3
PoeticWitch Member How Do You Identify?: Queer... that is all you get Preferred Pronoun?: um... she.. I think... shrug call me anything that pleases ya Relationship Status: Single Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Toledo, Ohio Posts: 562 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 172 Thanked 1,131 Times in 377 Posts Rep Power: 7056676	I am just so happy that I slipped and fell in the gas station store... the attendent was so smart to put the mat to prevent slipping outside the door on the cement where everyone slips all the time... __________________ Things happen, no rhyme or reason, either learn from it and grow. Or don't and fail this part of life.

11-19-2009, 04:24 PM	#4
Surayna Member How Do You Identify?: Femme - babygirl Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: Incredibly content, amazingly happy, and loved by some wonderful people! Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: PNW Posts: 179 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 93 Thanked 82 Times in 36 Posts Rep Power: 18	I just LOVE doing all this homework. I really didn't want to spend the afternoon with my Daddy. __________________ "The more you love, the more you can love – and the more intensely you love." ~Lazarus Long~ "Love is more than three words mumbled before bedtime. Love is sustained by action, a pattern of devotion in the things we do for each other every day." ~Nicholas Sparks~ "Bite Marks Are Love Notes Written In Flesh" ~anonymous~

11-20-2009, 01:29 AM	#6
Gemme Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: Queer Stone Femme Girl of the Unicorn Variety Preferred Pronoun?: She, as in 'She's a GEM' Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: The roads are narrow here Posts: 36,631 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 182,498 Thanked 107,893 Times in 25,664 Posts Rep Power: 21474889	I hate....nay, LOATHE....CSI. __________________ Gemme's Journal I'm misunderestimated.

11-20-2009, 09:25 AM	#8
NJFemmie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: The original lime-twisted femme Preferred Pronoun?: I answer to most things, especially lesbian. Relationship Status: Still loving my Mare ;) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: New Jersey Posts: 4,683 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,343 Thanked 11,419 Times in 2,976 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	I am really upset that it's Friday. I am not looking forward to the weekend and having a couple of days off from work. And I am not looking forward to having a three day work week next week. Getting a four day weekend is an outrage! __________________

11-20-2009, 02:11 PM	#10
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11-19-2009, 12:33 PM	#1
scootebaby Timed Out How Do You Identify?: yes dear Preferred Pronoun?: she Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: south florida Posts: 2,494 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,264 Thanked 6,737 Times in 1,777 Posts Rep Power: 0	i love that i missed Divas party i love that i have employees that will do nothing i love that a majority of my time is spent in these work clothes i hate a good challenge i love that the lottery number drawer and i cannot get on same page with these numbers im sure theres more but im so loving this migraine im develop i think ill go enjoy it all by myself

11-19-2009, 02:28 PM	#2
Semantics Senior Member How Do You Identify?: malapropist Preferred Pronoun?: she Relationship Status: single Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: New England Posts: 2,169 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 6,367 Thanked 3,961 Times in 1,201 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	I haven't missed this place at all.

11-19-2009, 04:35 PM	#5
NotAnAverageGuy Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Trans Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Texas Posts: 1,723 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 109 Thanked 282 Times in 178 Posts Rep Power: 0	I LOVE moving furniture into my bedroom so my living room can be steam cleaned

11-20-2009, 09:25 AM	#7
christie Member How Do You Identify?: A Force with which to be reckoned Preferred Pronoun?: just be nice... Relationship Status: I call her Mine Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Transplanted to the PNW Posts: 1,246 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,552 Thanked 2,476 Times in 706 Posts Rep Power: 14753263	I just love that the IRS thinks its a good spending plan to pay an agent to come perform an audit of a form that the business has never had a need to file...in the entire 56 years we have been in business. I love more that I am here on a what is a non work day for me, that I after I sit here and twiddle my thumbs for hours while aforementioned agent rifles through paper files I had to dig out of a skid from the top shelf of the warehouse, I will have to drive 287 miles home. I can't say just how overjoyed that I am that I will be making the return trip on Monday.

11-20-2009, 01:18 PM	#9
Apocalipstic Pink Confection How Do You Identify?: Femme Preferred Pronoun?: She, Her, Ma'am Relationship Status: Dating Myself Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Nashville Posts: 4,266 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 17,195 Thanked 11,360 Times in 2,838 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	I am thrilled to be at work. I hope no one brings me chocolate. and I wish it were Monday.

11-20-2009, 08:19 PM	#12
Surayna Member How Do You Identify?: Femme - babygirl Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: Incredibly content, amazingly happy, and loved by some wonderful people! Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: PNW Posts: 179 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 93 Thanked 82 Times in 36 Posts Rep Power: 18	I am perfectly healthy and feeling wonderful! sniffcoughsniff __________________ "The more you love, the more you can love – and the more intensely you love." ~Lazarus Long~ "Love is more than three words mumbled before bedtime. Love is sustained by action, a pattern of devotion in the things we do for each other every day." ~Nicholas Sparks~ "Bite Marks Are Love Notes Written In Flesh" ~anonymous~

11-20-2009, 08:22 PM	#13
MrSunshine Senior Member How Do You Identify?: The Gardner Preferred Pronoun?: Ummmm Relationship Status: Nah Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Sunshine State, State of Sunshine Posts: 2,616 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,577 Thanked 3,891 Times in 1,155 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	I juuuuuuust LOVE having a gerbil sized bladder

11-20-2009, 08:43 PM	#14
atomiczombie Member How Do You Identify?: Femmesensual Transguy Preferred Pronoun?: He, Him, His Relationship Status: Dating Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Rio Vista, CA Posts: 1,225 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,949 Thanked 3,220 Times in 759 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	I am not lonely at all. I love being single. I never miss having a hand to hold, lips to kiss and arms open to me. I don't wish I could find a date at all. I especially would hate having a pretty femme who lives within 2 hours of me to date. __________________ http://i277.photobucket.com/albums/k...orums_2000.gif Russian Unicorn http://occupiedmedia.us/