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![]() I'm SICK! A cold! A simple snot plugging throat raging, ears on fire cold. DAMMIT! Can I just be healthy ONE week this month???
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Apparently, there are too many non-operable, unregistered vehicles in the apartment complex where I reside. (I have no idea where. I've certainly not noticed any; though parking here always has been a nightmare).
There were notices plastered to everyone's doors yesterday. I asked the manager about it this morning [mostly to plead for leniency as I am always behind on these trivialities] and he said that it is being done by the towing company?!? WTF? So now towing companies just get to wander around in people's private parking spaces tagging vehicles to drum up some more revenue for themselves? Are you fucking kidding me? Isn't that unconstitutional or something?!? [I would like it noted, purely for the record, that I am not only indignant on my own behalf. I would be equally infuriated if my car were currently legal, lol] I am so pissed right now. And this place where we reside is no dump. We all pay quite a bit of money for these apartments - not that this should be going on anywhere at any price point under any circumstances. Fuck them! They can kiss.my.ass. I will sooo take this all the way up to the Supreme Court. And I will. I have nothing left to lose. So just try me, motherfuckers. Just try. This is an egregious conflict of interest. Hey towing company.... ![]() ETA: I found out about this just 5 minutes after I made a more pleasant post. I wanted it noted for the record that I am not actually having major mood swings this morning, lmao. Last edited by Smiling; 12-06-2013 at 09:20 AM. Reason: I'm tired of the rights trampling going on in this country. It's a constitutional issue. |
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A little incident after work ...
Sometimes after work, I go cruise the nearby industrial park on my way home. I enjoy my woodworking hobby a great deal and always find nice pieces of wood over there behind businesses. You would not believe what they throw out. Perfectly good 2 x 4's , other miscellaneous boards in great condition. The owners of a dozen or so places have all told me to take all of it. They are happy for me to come by. It saves them from having to pay to dispose of it. IouAnyway, I was loading a couple of pieces on my truck. Suddenly 4 men charged out on a dock beside where I was. I was friendly, said hello, told them my name and asked how they were doing. Then I said the guy next door to them had told me to help myself to all the wood I wanted. That is when Mr. Hateful Intimindator demanded for me to tell him the name of the guy who said I could have the wood. Of course I did not know that man's name and told him I didn't. This guy acted so ugly and since I do not intimidate well, I started working more slowly, measuring and examining each piece closely. I did this because I knew he wanted to frighten me into leaving so he could have his boys see that he really "showed me." He kept it up, trying to act the tough guy, said he was looking after his friend. I said since they were friends, to call the man at home and verify what I said. But he just wanted to continue to pick a fight. I finally said, "Look pal, call the police now and I will wait right here until they arrive. No, he did not want to do that. He decided he wanted to get my plate numbers on my truck. I said, here, I will turn the lights on so you won't have to go in for a flashlight. And I did. Then I told him my name again so he could write it down. He then told me I was acting guilty. That is when I started laughing at him - ask him if he had sought treatment for his paranoid delusions. I said the most assy things I could think of in a joking way. He went inside and I finished tying the wood down. Then, I had to go back one last time for seek out and annoy purposes - I honestly was unable to help myself. I stood at the bottom of his dock and yelled in really loud, "Hey, Buddy, can I ask you something?" He and his boys came around a shelving unit. I told him I had been feeding stray cats behind here and did he mind. He said not at all and take them all home with me. I thanked him and left. Later, when I got home, I called the non violent police number and talked to a woman cop. I gave her my name, described the incident and asked her if there was anything I needed to do regarding the situation. She said no, there was not anything to worry about, that the guy was just bullying me. |
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me mate's partner has been off work about a month wit' a bum knee, hurt it playin' soccer. all his co-workers have been pickin' up his workload whilst he's been off.
he was in our office yesterday, as was one of his colleagues. she was askin' him if he could cover some hours on boxing day and new years day as she has family comin' in and would like to spend time wit' them. he doesn't even stop to consider it, simply blurts out "nope, it's a holiday." i couldn't keep me mouth shut, said "well, you're a real team player." again, ungrateful bastid...
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A pick up truck driving ridiculously fast in freezing rain passing me as though I was standing still. He was obviously returning from a murder trip in which he had 4 (FOUR) deer on the trailer.
It really fucked me up seeing that. I was willing the powers of Jeff Bridges "Star Man" and be able to bring those elegant creatures back to life. Have to admit, had very very bad thoughts about the hunter. (((((Deer friends)))) |
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Damn mean azz guinea bird!
Kobi has her feathers ruffled by wild turkeys and I'm stuck with mean azz guinea bird flogging my chickens. A couple months ago I had "rescued" him from certain death running around wild (his buddy had been killed by some predator) ...so the knucklehead pays me back by flogging my chickens when a neighbors flock of other guineas got loose. He started RAISING HELL ...this isn't the first time. my neighbors said he isn't theirs ...so this time it was so bad he really pissed.me off....HE HAD TO GO....so in my sweat pants, tshirt and farm boots...I climb in the chicken hutch armed only with a bath towels...of course tge chickens decided to fly up in my face and flog my legs...while I'm in there chasing birds, it starts to POUR DOWN !! ... much cussing and flogging later, I put towel over guinea and declare GOT YOU BEAST!! ...then the fun part of climbing out through the small rigged door without him tearing me up...PLOP him into a dog crate for safe keeping and in the garden shed... sent a text to my roomie (after getting inside safe but SOAKED and muddy ) that crazy bird has 3 options ...get released to run wild and risk being killed by raccoon ...given to neighbors that's currently "in need" of a little help...or GET ROASTED ... life on the farm!! This critter wasn't laying eggs and was hurting my birds...TIME TO GO... I need a shower... Kenna...the Guinea Wrangler!
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Dang mt cedar pollen count today...over 31,000. I wonder how they measure that? My eyes just can't catch a break!
Aaaaaaaachew! Many times today ![]()
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![]() After all that, my phone company pissed me off....very bad customer service.
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