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That awkward moment when your normally distant kitty is loving and snuggly all day. And then you realize at the end of the day she shat all over your nice clean sheets and she looks at you like she did a good deed.
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That ackward moment when I tell her to go make me a sandwich and I end up making the sandwich.
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That awkward moment when your sister walks in on you having phone sex! This happened to me years ago. She was so pissed at me. As I was doing this on her sofa!
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When you see the choir-master again after miss-sending the filthiest text to him instead of your lover.
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