5 Things No One Would Know About You From BFP Alone

[Gemme]

Originally Posted by Medusa

* I fell asleep listening to Sufjan Stephen's "A Loverless Bed" on repeat during a 9-hour-long tattoo session. That makes me a complete badass.

Yes, but if you got through dosing the nine hour tat session without one single potty break, then you'll be a Badass with a capital B and receive the unwavering love and cat calls from my kidneys to yours.

* I sometimes obsess about what will happen to my childhood teddy bear when I die. He's real raggedy but his music box still works and he still has both his eyes.

Put him in your will.

* One time, many years ago, a friend gave me a beautiful red sequined scarf when I was going through a really shitty time. It was one of the single-most thoughtful things anyone has ever done for me. I still sometimes take it out and wrap it around my neck and prance around when I want to remember how it felt for someone to finally "see" me.

What a lovely gift!

My five:

I look like a Christmas tree today.

I am cyclical with my cravings, obsessions, etc and today's obsession is peppermint candies. Yesterday's was too and I suspect that it might be in the forecast for tomorrow as well. Wednesday, however, is up in the air.

I am a collector of mentally-tortured souls. It's not on purpose; they just kind of gravitate towards me.

I have a gift certificate to one of my favorite restaurants but I don't want to go by myself. *sigh*

Thanks to the shanigans of the various doodles and bubbles and tiddlywinks on this site, I have a full grown hard on for lobster now. Thanks, kids.