What will you NEVER be caught doing?? - Page 13

C0LLETTE · 02-01-2014, 12:40 AM

Never tire of Law and Order reruns
Never run over another squirrel
Never wash my bed linens and the dog's bed at the same time.
Never scream "I pay your salary" at an arresting officer.

Jet · 02-01-2014, 01:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Words

If a butch wears a dress, it isn't a 'girly' dress...it's a butch wearing a dress.

If a butch wears a skirt, it isn't a 'girly' skirt..it's a butch wearing a skirt.

If a butch wears a diamond studded thong, it isn't a 'girly' diamante studded thong....it's a butch wearing a diamante studded thong.

Etc. etc. etc.

Sorry Steph, I know this is meant to be a fun thread, but honestly? I'm really beginning to feel sorry for butches who, through choice or necessity - work for example -, sometimes wear what you so annoyingly refer to as 'girly' clothing. It is the 21st century, right?

Words

And in the 21st century, I transitioned so I wouldn't be caught doing any of that shit.

C0LLETTE · 02-01-2014, 01:38 AM

What shit?

The_Lady_Snow · 02-01-2014, 06:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jet

And in the 21st century, I transitioned so I wouldn't be caught doing any of that shit.

Jet,

You seem to have A LOT of woman hate, butch dislike in your heart. Everytime you get a chance you take a jab towards women or towards butches it's leaving behind your imprint in this space. It's gross, lacks empathy, divisive and mean! Why do you continue to do this? Your post above wasn't necessary and allow me to educate you that dresses are not shit, I'm assuming you like women in dresses or is it just butches in dresses that puts a bitter taste in your mouth? If it's the later, you may wanna check your male privelege , sexism, woman hate at the door.

candy_coated_bitch · 02-01-2014, 07:34 AM

I would NEVER be caught:

-Eating onions. (EWWWW!)
-Smoking. (Also an eww, for me personally.)
-Making out while wearing lipstick. The sensation wicked disturbs me LOL.
-Voting Republican!
-Giving up on art.
-OWNING A RAT! (That one's for Julie.)
-Getting plastic surgery.
-Rocking it out at a crowded club.
-Watching sports on TV, with the EXCEPTION of the Olympics.

nycfem · 02-01-2014, 09:09 AM

MODERATION (which means you do not respond to me on the thread)

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jet

And in the 21st century, I transitioned so I wouldn't be caught doing any of that shit.

Jet, your post was reported. To go back and find Words' original post took me back to the first page of this thread, which was fun because I got to read the whole thread BUT... it's sometimes a little hinky when someone quotes a post from a few years ago and posts something so aggressive. I'm not sure if you are digging at Words, acting out related to something else on the site, or just posting impulsively without thought to the TOS. In any case, it's not cool or acceptable, and you are skating on thin ice in regard to a lengthy time out. Giving you the benefit of the doubt as to the innocence of this post, transitioning has nothing to do with whether someone chooses to express themselves in any of the ways Words' described. By saying "any of that shit" you are showing the level of prejudice that members of this site have the right not to experience when they go on a thread. If you need to read the TOS each time before you post or run a post by me via PM first to avoid a time out, then do it, but this is your last warning before a major time out because BFP does not need any of that shit on this site!

LeftWriteFemme · 02-02-2014, 07:01 AM

Okay, I would never be caught doing this because I CAN'T dance........I'm working on it, but not there yet, though even if I learn to dance I will not be TWERKING....though I'm sure Dame Helen Mirren didn't think she would be doing it either, yet here she is!!!

02-02-2014, 08:11 AM

Watching The Voice, XFactor or Big Brother.

C0LLETTE · 02-02-2014, 08:28 AM

JAGG · 02-02-2014, 09:15 AM

Quitting or giving up too soon.

Sweet Bliss · 02-02-2014, 09:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by C0LLETTE

But you promised! Come on!!! It'll be FUN!!! Okay, I'll leave the cameras at home

Party Pooper

*snickering

Ginger · 02-02-2014, 09:30 AM

Drunk or buzzed driving
Riding a bike without a helmet
Wearing socks with sandals

Bèsame* · 02-03-2014, 09:40 PM

No way...

Sucking the heads of crawfish
Driving a stick shift
Getting a tan without sunscreen
Deep sea fishing, again..nope never ever
Chewing gum
Wearing heels any higher than 3 inches
Watching golf on TV

C0LLETTE · 02-03-2014, 09:51 PM

C0LLETTE · 02-03-2014, 10:42 PM

willow · 02-04-2014, 08:19 AM

Bungee jumping
Smoking or allowing someone to smoke in my home or car
Spitting
Drinking and driving or being a passenger when the driver has been drinking
Eating olives
Leaving the house in my pyjamas
Drinking green tea

C0LLETTE · 02-04-2014, 09:16 AM

torchiegirl · 02-04-2014, 10:14 AM

...
just when you say never... well, there you are.

:/

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C0LLETTE · 02-04-2014, 10:17 AM

That's you??? I'm so sorry. I had no idea. How do you like being a brunette btw?

Candelion · 02-04-2014, 11:24 AM

I will NEVER be caught flirting shamelessly on a website. Trust me, I will be filled with shame.

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