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Old 02-16-2014, 05:15 PM   #1
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I buy peanut butter in 5 pound can's,my son will dig around in the jar after he gut jelly on the knife,so I often find jelly on the inside with the pnb or on the lid....he is old enough to know better.
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Old 02-16-2014, 05:55 PM   #2
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I buy peanut butter in 5 pound can's,my son will dig around in the jar after he gut jelly on the knife,so I often find jelly on the inside with the pnb or on the lid....he is old enough to know better.
I used to make a separate jar of PB with jelly mixed in for my son when he got old enough to make his own sammiches.

maybe give him his own jar to goober up with jelly? bugs me too btw.
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I buy peanut butter in 5 pound can's,my son will dig around in the jar after he gut jelly on the knife,so I often find jelly on the inside with the pnb or on the lid....he is old enough to know better.
Everyone knows that the peanut butter goes on first.

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Professionals who can't or wont explain a problem/solution to the layperson that's paying them. This includes doctors, lawyers, mechanics and anyone else that hides behind a lot of mumbo jumbo "technical" blah blah.

I don't need it broken down into single syllable words but I am bright enough to understand most common usage words. My newest epiphany is that if they can't explain it, they're ripping me off.
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1. Call Centers... need I say more... a monstrously ugly turn into the abyss of exploited, disgruntled workers and frustrated cheated customers.

2. Automated telephone systems that send you into a crazy-making maze of number choices that leave you so horribly confused and trapped that all you want to do is throw that TV, fridge, whatever, out the window and go fire bomb the company (just a figure of speech...do not try this at home )
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1. Call Centers... need I say more... a monstrously ugly turn into the abyss of exploited, disgruntled workers and frustrated cheated customers.

2. Automated telephone systems that send you into a crazy-making maze of number choices that leave you so horribly confused and trapped that all you want to do is throw that TV, fridge, whatever, out the window and go fire bomb the company (just a figure of speech...do not try this at home )
I absolutely hate automated telephone systems...I didn't mind them so much when the actually gave an option to get to a real person, but they don't even do that anymore. Drives me nuts
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I hate when my kids take the last of something (packet of oatmeal...last cookie etc) and leave the empty box. Im under the impression that I have these things still and dont replace them....burns my biscuit!
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ok...im a double dipper..and i leave crumbs in the peanut butter..i also cross contaminate..i use the same knife on the butter i just used on the jam. Same with the mayo. :-( Forgive me for i know not what i do...okok...i do know what i do but...i cant help it...
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I hate when people don't close the toilet lid when they flush. The toilet water can splash up to 8 feet away!

*glances nervously at my toothbrush*
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People who "one-up" you whenever you say anything.

Constant bragging.

Social media braggarts (the worst!!).

Fishing for compliments.

*Leaving chip or cracker boxes wide open after eating them.

People who don't pay attention to where they're walking (admittedly, this has been me before...but it's not so bad when I do it, of course ), or people who are so oblivious to their surroundings that they don't realize/care when they're in everyone's way.

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People talking on the phone in the bathroom.
People talking on the phone in line at the store.
People talking on the phone over dinner.
People talking on the phone on a date.

And water spots on the the bathroom/kitchen chrome.

And adults using text talk.

And those who wear expensive clothes & accessories and then wear nappy beat up ugly shoes.

And sarcasm.
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I can NOT stand it when I'm drinking a to go coffee and there is even the tiniest bit of coffee on the inner rim and inevitably spills on you when you take a drink...

Yes...this happened to me today. Later, I just straight up spilled coffee down my shirt. Its just been that kind of day...
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I totally got crumbs in the butter today..

And I hate when that happens...
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You know those plastic angle brooms, with those attached dust-pans, that fall down? That's what!
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