5 Things No One Would Know About You From BFP Alone

uglyboi · 03-09-2014, 02:36 PM

1. I set a home run record in tee ball, despite all the heckling. “Get off the field, jerk!” “This is a kid’s league!”

2. I want to be a voice actor in nasal decongestant ads just so I can say, “I’m not a booger, but I play one on TV.”

3. I used to have a hula girl on my dashboard but she finally left. Fine by me. She was blocking my view of the road.

4. When solicitors come calling, I invite them in and try to sell stuff to them.

5. I don’t buy burgers from Creepy King, Pennywise or Icecreamconehead. I get mine from Pippi Longstocking, because square meat tastes better.

JustLovelyJenn · 03-10-2014, 12:33 AM

1. I love to listen to the rain, its one of the most soothing sounds I know of.
2. I get lost in art.... all of it, paintings, photography, music... I can look at it or listen to it for a long time and just... let my mind go.
3. I plan to one day own an arts and crafts gallery.
4. I am very picky about the people I let into my life... a big part because of my kids. I believe it is a safe assumption that you will treat my children the same way you treat me... for that reason... you have to be pretty amazing to stay in my life.
5. My favorite flowers are dahlias. I love them... just, truly love them.

Sweet Bliss · 03-10-2014, 06:37 AM

I am the best butt/back scratcher this side of the Mississippi.

My feet are pretty.

I have great gams... no really!

I never make the same meatloaf twice, but it's always good.

I have magical hands.

Hey You · 03-10-2014, 08:19 AM

I strongly dislike rain, and in fact I have trouble falling asleep if it's raining because the noise is distracting. I have been working on not actively hating it, until recently it affected me negatively emotionally.

I freeze at 20 degrees celcius. Hate the cold.

Despite identifying as a butch, I'm very shy and rarely make the first move.

I don't own or particularly want any kind of video games or video game players, apart from a couple of board games on my phone.

I have never traveled overseas for the sake of a holiday. I've been overseas twice but both times were for a specific purpose. I'm not in any hurry to change that.

03-09-2014, 02:36 PM	#1
uglyboi Member How Do You Identify?: As the 'The Bourne Identity' Preferred Pronoun?: Cheerful pessimist Relationship Status: Married Join Date: May 2011 Location: In a house we bought Posts: 411 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 294 Thanked 1,208 Times in 327 Posts Rep Power: 18936851	5 for 5! 1. I set a home run record in tee ball, despite all the heckling. “Get off the field, jerk!” “This is a kid’s league!” 2. I want to be a voice actor in nasal decongestant ads just so I can say, “I’m not a booger, but I play one on TV.” 3. I used to have a hula girl on my dashboard but she finally left. Fine by me. She was blocking my view of the road. 4. When solicitors come calling, I invite them in and try to sell stuff to them. 5. I don’t buy burgers from Creepy King, Pennywise or Icecreamconehead. I get mine from Pippi Longstocking, because square meat tastes better.

03-10-2014, 12:33 AM	#2
JustLovelyJenn Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Preferred Pronoun?: She/her Relationship Status: That's Need to Know Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Aberdeen, WA Posts: 4,478 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 12,464 Thanked 13,992 Times in 3,684 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	1. I love to listen to the rain, its one of the most soothing sounds I know of. 2. I get lost in art.... all of it, paintings, photography, music... I can look at it or listen to it for a long time and just... let my mind go. 3. I plan to one day own an arts and crafts gallery. 4. I am very picky about the people I let into my life... a big part because of my kids. I believe it is a safe assumption that you will treat my children the same way you treat me... for that reason... you have to be pretty amazing to stay in my life. 5. My favorite flowers are dahlias. I love them... just, truly love them. __________________ --Jenn

03-10-2014, 06:37 AM	#3
Sweet Bliss Senior Member How Do You Identify?: I Am Preferred Pronoun?: she Relationship Status: solo Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: the Beach, Pacific side Posts: 4,160 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 5,354 Thanked 7,268 Times in 2,159 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	I am the best butt/back scratcher this side of the Mississippi. My feet are pretty. I have great gams... no really! I never make the same meatloaf twice, but it's always good. I have magical hands.

03-10-2014, 08:19 AM	#4
Hey You Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: Single and waiting :) Join Date: Jan 2014 Location: Australia Posts: 127 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4 Thanked 220 Times in 47 Posts Rep Power: 3639678	I strongly dislike rain, and in fact I have trouble falling asleep if it's raining because the noise is distracting. I have been working on not actively hating it, until recently it affected me negatively emotionally. I freeze at 20 degrees celcius. Hate the cold. Despite identifying as a butch, I'm very shy and rarely make the first move. I don't own or particularly want any kind of video games or video game players, apart from a couple of board games on my phone. I have never traveled overseas for the sake of a holiday. I've been overseas twice but both times were for a specific purpose. I'm not in any hurry to change that.