Accidents, Mishaps and Injuries During Sex!

nycfem · 04-04-2014, 06:47 PM

Here's one I wrote for a butch-femme East Coast list serve about 9 years ago (I did a search in my email account to find it!). This is from when BB and I first got together and went on our first trip to a B&B in Woodstock, NY. The writing style sure is a little goofy but I think it's best to leave things unedited even if it makes it even more embarrassing!

""Draw us a bath," hy commands. Slave-girl Jennifer gets up from the
bed in which the king and she are relaxing (Go to
http://www.thewildroseinn.com and then click on "Rooms" and then on
"The Cherokee Rose Junior Suite."). She goes to the small jacuzzi bathtub
located in their private bathroom. Princess Jenny sets out the royal
bathmat and turns on the water. She then sees a tiny button that turns
on the jacuzzi and presses it, igniting a low rumbling purr. She finds
a Mr. Bubbles' bubble bath and adds that to the running water.
Envisioning a darkly sophisticated bathing experience with her master,
she calls out to her Daddi that the bath is almost ready. Master BB
arrives in the buff, all ready to get into the luxurious bath with hys
little girl, only the stream of water is tiny so it is filling up the
tub incredibly slowly. Little Jenny sits in the tub monitoring the
water, while her Butch stands above her on the bathmat waiting for the
tub to fill. Then all of a sudden, the lotion-like water (thanks to
all the Mr. Bubble Bath) literally shoots up into the air like a
fountain, drenching Sir BB, like an amusement park gimmick. BB
screams, and then after a pause, it happens again. "The bathtub is
cumming on me!" yells BB. It is like the Brady Bunch episode when one
of the kids accidentally adds too much detergent to the washing
machine, and the whole basement fills up with suds, exciting and
panic-inducing, all at once. Jennifer is befuddled, bemused, and
bewitched! Within a minute, it is figured out that she should have
waited until the water level had risen above the whirlpool holes in the
tub before turning on the jacuzzi. After the jacuzzi is shut off,
there is more laughter and screeching as the two plush lovers figure
out how they will both fit in the tiny tub. They are able to assume a few
yoga like poses that cannot be tolerated for more than a few minutes.
It is their first bath together and a memorable one at that!"

Happy_Go_Lucky · 04-04-2014, 07:09 PM

First Mishap: My best gal and I were enjoying each others company in the back of my car outside of a nightclub AFTER closing time. The windows were getting cloudy, no light came in, we did not care.

After a while, a knock on the window, "Hello anyone in there?" asks the nice police officer. "It is 5 o'clock in the morning, time to move on." Rolled the window down just a hair and thanked him for the time.

Second Funhap: I thought I was a real cool cat and fly toward her side of the bed. Evidently, my adrenaline was misunderestimated. I completely overshot the bed and landed close to the wall. On my face. She laughed, I laughed. Fun ensued.

bokster · 04-04-2014, 08:24 PM

My (now ex) gf and I had a huge fight and went to bed still upset with each other.

In my dream, I was happy to find shiny coins and started dropping them into a coin bank.

I woke up to her screaming: "What the f@*# are you doing?!!!!"

Oh goddddddddd... my fingers had sleptwalked towards her.....

After that, I've told my workmates that none of them can share hotel beds with me during out-of-town projects. Good grief.

04-04-2014, 06:47 PM	#1
nycfem Moderator How Do You Identify?: femme sub Preferred Pronoun?: Baby Grrl Relationship Status: Attached Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: NYC Posts: 6,793 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 52,987 Thanked 21,489 Times in 5,101 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	Here's one I wrote for a butch-femme East Coast list serve about 9 years ago (I did a search in my email account to find it!). This is from when BB and I first got together and went on our first trip to a B&B in Woodstock, NY. The writing style sure is a little goofy but I think it's best to leave things unedited even if it makes it even more embarrassing! ""Draw us a bath," hy commands. Slave-girl Jennifer gets up from the bed in which the king and she are relaxing (Go to http://www.thewildroseinn.com and then click on "Rooms" and then on "The Cherokee Rose Junior Suite."). She goes to the small jacuzzi bathtub located in their private bathroom. Princess Jenny sets out the royal bathmat and turns on the water. She then sees a tiny button that turns on the jacuzzi and presses it, igniting a low rumbling purr. She finds a Mr. Bubbles' bubble bath and adds that to the running water. Envisioning a darkly sophisticated bathing experience with her master, she calls out to her Daddi that the bath is almost ready. Master BB arrives in the buff, all ready to get into the luxurious bath with hys little girl, only the stream of water is tiny so it is filling up the tub incredibly slowly. Little Jenny sits in the tub monitoring the water, while her Butch stands above her on the bathmat waiting for the tub to fill. Then all of a sudden, the lotion-like water (thanks to all the Mr. Bubble Bath) literally shoots up into the air like a fountain, drenching Sir BB, like an amusement park gimmick. BB screams, and then after a pause, it happens again. "The bathtub is cumming on me!" yells BB. It is like the Brady Bunch episode when one of the kids accidentally adds too much detergent to the washing machine, and the whole basement fills up with suds, exciting and panic-inducing, all at once. Jennifer is befuddled, bemused, and bewitched! Within a minute, it is figured out that she should have waited until the water level had risen above the whirlpool holes in the tub before turning on the jacuzzi. After the jacuzzi is shut off, there is more laughter and screeching as the two plush lovers figure out how they will both fit in the tiny tub. They are able to assume a few yoga like poses that cannot be tolerated for more than a few minutes. It is their first bath together and a memorable one at that!" __________________ *** How do I... ?** Check out the Members Helping Members thread: http://www.butchfemmeplanet.com/foru...embers+Helping

04-04-2014, 07:09 PM	#2
Happy_Go_Lucky Member How Do You Identify?: OFOS Butch who desires femme company. Preferred Pronoun?: Handsome devil you. Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: Anywhere I want to be Posts: 677 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,203 Thanked 3,362 Times in 627 Posts Rep Power: 21474849	A trip in the way back machine..... First Mishap: My best gal and I were enjoying each others company in the back of my car outside of a nightclub AFTER closing time. The windows were getting cloudy, no light came in, we did not care. After a while, a knock on the window, "Hello anyone in there?" asks the nice police officer. "It is 5 o'clock in the morning, time to move on." Rolled the window down just a hair and thanked him for the time. Second Funhap: I thought I was a real cool cat and fly toward her side of the bed. Evidently, my adrenaline was misunderestimated. I completely overshot the bed and landed close to the wall. On my face. She laughed, I laughed. Fun ensued. __________________ Hair Pulling...... not just for preschoolers.

04-04-2014, 08:24 PM	#3
bokster Junior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch. Lesbian. Relationship Status: Single Join Date: Mar 2014 Location: Manila and NYC Posts: 73 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 65 Thanked 136 Times in 32 Posts Rep Power: 1010584	But... but... I was depositing coins in my dream! My (now ex) gf and I had a huge fight and went to bed still upset with each other. In my dream, I was happy to find shiny coins and started dropping them into a coin bank. I woke up to her screaming: "What the f@*# are you doing?!!!!" Oh goddddddddd... my fingers had sleptwalked towards her..... After that, I've told my workmates that none of them can share hotel beds with me during out-of-town projects. Good grief.