Accidents, Mishaps and Injuries During Sex!

ksrainbow · 04-04-2014, 08:28 PM

at the lake: we were caught NOT catching fish.

we had to pay for a nights stay!

Her ashes (RIP my Dear Dot)...were later with Mr. Ranger and I given back to the lake with a lifetime membership!

candy_coated_bitch · 04-04-2014, 10:07 PM

My partner was fucking me once in a position where he was standing and I was lying on the bed and my hips were off the bed and he was holding them up. Got visual? Ok, good.

When we were done, he went let go/walk away and I was like NO, if you just walk away like that I am going to fall. I asked him to help me get back on the bed. He tells me: "just grab your ankles and flip over." I said: "do I look like a fucking monkey to you?" A mini argument proceeded where I protested his letting go to no avail.

My partner let me go, turned around and starting walking around the bed. Sure enough, I fell off. I landed in a crumpled heap on the hardwood floor. It took him a second to realize something was "off". Then he turned back around and saw me on the floor.

He looked all shocked and ran towards me and said (all concerned like): "Baby what happened???!?!?!" Yes, he was dead serious. I was like, really? Did we not just have this conversation?

mythy · 04-04-2014, 10:19 PM

Sex is wot posh people put potatoes in.

Gemme · 04-05-2014, 04:50 AM

Picture this: a secluded stretch of road off the beaten path, a steamed up and shimmying car, a little (okay, a lot) of passenger side seat sex and an approaching party of drunk hunters (with rifles in hand) upset about strangers being on their land.

Not only did we both nearly have heart attacks from the interruption and ensuing hunt and drop and hunt and drop of the keys in our efforts to get away, but I wound up with a nasty friction burn on one of my knees from where the seat belt connection rubbed through my stockings.

Who knew that my little car could run like The General Lee?

grenade · 04-05-2014, 06:14 PM

Years back, I tried to be all sexy, lingerie, dimming the lights, sauntering across the room to light candles, catching my acrylic thumbnail on fire. I casually blew it out and tried to recover such a sexy moment. It didn't work.

NitroChrys_Butch · 04-05-2014, 07:14 PM

A couple of years ago...we were a new couple and I was doing My darndest to impress her with everything I could pull out of the butch handbook.

After spending some time together ( a few months) it was clear we were going to move forward and begin a sexual relationship. Great meal... candles.. music... scented sheets.... every detail to grooming tended to...

What could go wrong?

Without giving details... I had spent considerable time eating at the "Y" ... and was not aware she had squirmed her way down the bed...Me following her... when I went to shift and come back for more.... I toppled off the side of the bed....it hurt... but could I tell her that... nope... I limped back to bed and resumed the night's activities.....

NitroChrys_Butch · 04-05-2014, 07:38 PM

A month ago... the girl and I were in the shower.... and things had heated up considerably...we ended up pleasuring each other several ways... each time more intense than the last... finally we decided to continue out of the shower and when I got out of the shower after her...I pushed her against the door...and it continued for a bit ...after getting to My feet again... I winked at her... stepped back and ended up doing a "Bambi on Ice" routine.. skidding across the bathroom floor and crashing toes into the base of the toilet.

I limped out of the bathroom and managed to keep up with her. I didn't need my toes for anything ..... *G

ForeverMe · 05-10-2014, 09:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by grenade

Years back, I tried to be all sexy, lingerie, dimming the lights, sauntering across the room to light candles, catching my acrylic thumbnail on fire. I casually blew it out and tried to recover such a sexy moment. It didn't work.

I too have caught my acrylics on fire several times. It always happens at the worst possible times.

Bèsame* · 05-10-2014, 08:43 PM

When making out hot and heavy in a Suburban, that has a huge bench seat, I'd advise you to watch where your feet go. Turning on the emergency lights just brings attention to your moving car. And don't be surprised, in the morning light, you see feet marks on the windshield.

04-04-2014, 08:28 PM	#1
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Gemme Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: Queer Stone Femme Girl of the Unicorn Variety Preferred Pronoun?: She, as in 'She's a GEM' Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: The roads are narrow here Posts: 36,631 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 182,498 Thanked 107,925 Times in 25,666 Posts Rep Power: 21474887	Picture this: a secluded stretch of road off the beaten path, a steamed up and shimmying car, a little (okay, a lot) of passenger side seat sex and an approaching party of drunk hunters (with rifles in hand) upset about strangers being on their land. Not only did we both nearly have heart attacks from the interruption and ensuing hunt and drop and hunt and drop of the keys in our efforts to get away, but I wound up with a nasty friction burn on one of my knees from where the seat belt connection rubbed through my stockings. Who knew that my little car could run like The General Lee? __________________ Gemme's Journal I'm misunderestimated.

04-05-2014, 07:14 PM	#6
NitroChrys_Butch Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Relationship Status: Married Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Cape May Point NJ Posts: 269 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 878 Thanked 703 Times in 199 Posts Rep Power: 3072718	A couple of years ago...we were a new couple and I was doing My darndest to impress her with everything I could pull out of the butch handbook. After spending some time together ( a few months) it was clear we were going to move forward and begin a sexual relationship. Great meal... candles.. music... scented sheets.... every detail to grooming tended to... What could go wrong? Without giving details... I had spent considerable time eating at the "Y" ... and was not aware she had squirmed her way down the bed...Me following her... when I went to shift and come back for more.... I toppled off the side of the bed....it hurt... but could I tell her that... nope... I limped back to bed and resumed the night's activities..... __________________ “Hy who risks and fails can be forgiven. Hy who never risks and never fails is a failure in Hys whole being.”

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grenade Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Full Flavor Femme Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Midwest Posts: 2,929 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 5,925 Thanked 8,058 Times in 2,121 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Years back, I tried to be all sexy, lingerie, dimming the lights, sauntering across the room to light candles, catching my acrylic thumbnail on fire. I casually blew it out and tried to recover such a sexy moment. It didn't work.

04-05-2014, 07:38 PM	#7
NitroChrys_Butch Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Relationship Status: Married Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Cape May Point NJ Posts: 269 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 878 Thanked 703 Times in 199 Posts Rep Power: 3072718	A month ago... the girl and I were in the shower.... and things had heated up considerably...we ended up pleasuring each other several ways... each time more intense than the last... finally we decided to continue out of the shower and when I got out of the shower after her...I pushed her against the door...and it continued for a bit ...after getting to My feet again... I winked at her... stepped back and ended up doing a "Bambi on Ice" routine.. skidding across the bathroom floor and crashing toes into the base of the toilet. I limped out of the bathroom and managed to keep up with her. I didn't need my toes for anything ..... *G __________________ “Hy who risks and fails can be forgiven. Hy who never risks and never fails is a failure in Hys whole being.”

05-10-2014, 08:43 PM	#9
Bèsame* Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: Femm Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: loved by many Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: Closer to the waves Posts: 15,420 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 29,168 Thanked 41,015 Times in 10,768 Posts Rep Power: 21474865	When making out hot and heavy in a Suburban, that has a huge bench seat, I'd advise you to watch where your feet go. Turning on the emergency lights just brings attention to your moving car. And don't be surprised, in the morning light, you see feet marks on the windshield. __________________ kisses A kiss is a whisper in your mouth. Can I borrow a kiss? I promise to give it back.