Accidents, Mishaps and Injuries During Sex!

NitroChrys_Butch · 04-05-2014, 07:38 PM

A month ago... the girl and I were in the shower.... and things had heated up considerably...we ended up pleasuring each other several ways... each time more intense than the last... finally we decided to continue out of the shower and when I got out of the shower after her...I pushed her against the door...and it continued for a bit ...after getting to My feet again... I winked at her... stepped back and ended up doing a "Bambi on Ice" routine.. skidding across the bathroom floor and crashing toes into the base of the toilet.

I limped out of the bathroom and managed to keep up with her. I didn't need my toes for anything ..... *G

NitroChrys_Butch · 04-05-2014, 07:47 PM

It is no secret I live the BDSM Lifestyle with My girl. The first time I tied her up I was super serious. I set the scene. I made sure I was commanding her attention. She knew I was her Dominant. There was no doubt. Her headspace and Mine ... intense. I spent a good deal of time letting her know she was not going to be able to escape. I had her hands bound over her head... feet spread and bound to the end of the table. I had two straps from side to side to hold her in place. One strap just above her breasts. The other low over her hips. I leaned over and in My most stern voice I described what I was going to do to her. To reinforce My words... I grabbed the strap and tugged on it to show her it was tight. And that is when it happened....

POW!!!!!!!! I punched Myself right in the eye.

So much for setting the scene.

Rockinonahigh · 04-06-2014, 02:45 AM

Once a long time ago(and has happened sense) while having a long, slow, easy sex I had a leg cramp from hell.I had to stop , there wasn't anything else to do.I tried to role off the bed easy instead I fell off. Knocking the wine stand over ending up laying in ice and spilled wine.I really wanted to impress this lady bad,we had a good laugh after it was all over..humor is wonderful.

mythy · 04-06-2014, 05:46 AM

We was getting all cosy an I was whispering sweet nothings in her lughole and then...she went an got a puncture, ah well.

an me bloody 12 month warranty ad just run out...bugger

04-05-2014, 07:38 PM	#1
NitroChrys_Butch Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Relationship Status: Married Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Cape May Point NJ Posts: 269 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 878 Thanked 703 Times in 199 Posts Rep Power: 3072718	A month ago... the girl and I were in the shower.... and things had heated up considerably...we ended up pleasuring each other several ways... each time more intense than the last... finally we decided to continue out of the shower and when I got out of the shower after her...I pushed her against the door...and it continued for a bit ...after getting to My feet again... I winked at her... stepped back and ended up doing a "Bambi on Ice" routine.. skidding across the bathroom floor and crashing toes into the base of the toilet. I limped out of the bathroom and managed to keep up with her. I didn't need my toes for anything ..... *G __________________ “Hy who risks and fails can be forgiven. Hy who never risks and never fails is a failure in Hys whole being.”

04-05-2014, 07:47 PM	#2
NitroChrys_Butch Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Relationship Status: Married Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Cape May Point NJ Posts: 269 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 878 Thanked 703 Times in 199 Posts Rep Power: 3072718	It is no secret I live the BDSM Lifestyle with My girl. The first time I tied her up I was super serious. I set the scene. I made sure I was commanding her attention. She knew I was her Dominant. There was no doubt. Her headspace and Mine ... intense. I spent a good deal of time letting her know she was not going to be able to escape. I had her hands bound over her head... feet spread and bound to the end of the table. I had two straps from side to side to hold her in place. One strap just above her breasts. The other low over her hips. I leaned over and in My most stern voice I described what I was going to do to her. To reinforce My words... I grabbed the strap and tugged on it to show her it was tight. And that is when it happened.... POW!!!!!!!! I punched Myself right in the eye. So much for setting the scene. __________________ “Hy who risks and fails can be forgiven. Hy who never risks and never fails is a failure in Hys whole being.”

04-06-2014, 05:46 AM	#4
mythy Junior Member How Do You Identify?: silly buggar Relationship Status: single Join Date: Feb 2014 Location: cheshire Posts: 80 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 55 Thanked 180 Times in 67 Posts Rep Power: 1503252	Me Date We was getting all cosy an I was whispering sweet nothings in her lughole and then...she went an got a puncture, ah well. an me bloody 12 month warranty ad just run out...bugger Last edited by mythy; 04-06-2014 at 05:49 AM. Reason: joke

04-06-2014, 02:45 AM	#3
Rockinonahigh Senior Member How Do You Identify?: stone butch Preferred Pronoun?: makes no diffrence,I know who I am. Relationship Status: single,maybe looking if the right person comes along. Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: shreveport,Louisiana Posts: 4,907 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,682 Thanked 14,933 Times in 3,938 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	Once a long time ago(and has happened sense) while having a long, slow, easy sex I had a leg cramp from hell.I had to stop , there wasn't anything else to do.I tried to role off the bed easy instead I fell off. Knocking the wine stand over ending up laying in ice and spilled wine.I really wanted to impress this lady bad,we had a good laugh after it was all over..humor is wonderful.