Corny jokes

Happy_Go_Lucky · 04-05-2014, 08:07 PM

Jesse · 04-06-2014, 12:28 AM

Last night I almost had a threesome, I only needed two more people!

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

A wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.

What goes "ha ha ha ha, *thump*"?

Someone laughing their head off.

Happy_Go_Lucky · 04-06-2014, 06:54 AM

Happy_Go_Lucky · 04-06-2014, 07:22 PM

Candelion · 04-06-2014, 08:10 PM

Me: I drive like lightning.

Friend: You drive fast?

Me: No. I hit trees.

Happy_Go_Lucky · 04-08-2014, 05:31 PM

Candelion · 04-08-2014, 08:25 PM

I got in a fight one time with a really mean girl. She said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I told her she would be sorry. She said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well....you won't be able to get into the corners very well."

04-05-2014, 08:07 PM	#1
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04-06-2014, 12:28 AM	#2
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04-06-2014, 06:54 AM	#3
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04-06-2014, 07:22 PM	#4
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04-08-2014, 05:31 PM	#6
Happy_Go_Lucky Member How Do You Identify?: OFOS Butch who desires femme company. Preferred Pronoun?: Handsome devil you. Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: Anywhere I want to be Posts: 677 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,203 Thanked 3,365 Times in 627 Posts Rep Power: 21474849	__________________ Hair Pulling...... not just for preschoolers.

04-06-2014, 08:10 PM	#5
Candelion Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Preferred Pronoun?: she/her/you Relationship Status: He can till my field. Join Date: Jan 2014 Location: Canada Posts: 1,317 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 11,396 Thanked 4,032 Times in 896 Posts Rep Power: 21474849	Me: I drive like lightning. Friend: You drive fast? Me: No. I hit trees.

04-08-2014, 08:25 PM	#7
Candelion Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Preferred Pronoun?: she/her/you Relationship Status: He can till my field. Join Date: Jan 2014 Location: Canada Posts: 1,317 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 11,396 Thanked 4,032 Times in 896 Posts Rep Power: 21474849	I got in a fight one time with a really mean girl. She said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I told her she would be sorry. She said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well....you won't be able to get into the corners very well."