Accidents, Mishaps and Injuries During Sex!

cinnamongrrl · 04-06-2014, 09:08 AM

*grabs some popcorn and watches with listening eyes*

Im nearly positive miss Anya will think of other stories.....

Bèsame* · 04-06-2014, 09:15 AM

When thinking about hopping onto the bathroom counter...don't pick the spot in front of the sink. With pushing and pounding you tend to slide off in to the sink bowl and then you get the facet trying to enter your back.

cinnamongrrl · 04-06-2014, 10:17 AM

ohhh that reminds me.....

steer clear of those built in soap and toothbrush holders......they arent comfy in your back....and fixing them isnt as easy as youd think....just sayin.

and here I thought I had no offerings....

stargazingboi · 04-10-2014, 05:25 PM

So, a nice romantic weekend and we didn't have a care in the world. The little woman noticed we were getting looks here and there, and commented about it to me. I shrugged it off. She then said...I wonder if they can hear what is going on in the room.

My response...only one way to find out. I'll go outside the door and you make some noise and then we'll know. I proceeded to go outside of the room looking out over the banister. I noticed the seating and the area where they serve breakfast...then it happened. My eyes widened as I listened...clear as day I could hear every word and ever noise.

I headed back into the room and said... you're right honey we're getting looks because we seem to be the morning entertainment during breakfast.

cinnamongrrl · 06-07-2014, 07:23 PM

just an fyi.....theres a show on TLC called Sex sent me to the ER.....

we are not alone......and we arent even the worst examples....lol

cricket26 · 08-24-2014, 05:21 PM

ummmm...we broke the iron bed with a metal frame...dont ask...

Teddybear · 08-24-2014, 05:24 PM

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Originally Posted by cricket26

ummmm...we broke the iron bed with a metal frame...dont ask...

not sure if we r going to be able to fix it. IT will have to be welded back together

cinnamongrrl · 11-10-2014, 06:23 AM

saw it...bumped it...you know you love it!

cinnamongrrl · 10-17-2015, 06:39 PM

bumping because its been too long.......

grenade · 06-15-2016, 10:19 PM

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Originally Posted by cinnamongrrl

bumping because its been too long.......

I second this.

cinnamongrrl · 01-10-2016, 05:00 PM

Bumpity bump bump. BUMP.

Chad · 01-10-2016, 05:28 PM

I am trying to figure out how to tell this story and remain respectable.

During vigorous play time mind your location on the bed. It breaks the rythm when you pile drive your lover off the bed on to the floor. Haha.

CherryWine · 04-18-2016, 05:04 PM

I recently somehow managed to slap myself in the eye/cheek with a toy during sexy time. I'm talking about full on smack with quite a bit of force behind it. I won't go into detail about how this happened, but my girlfriend was looking directly at me so there was no playing it off. We had to take about a 10 minute interlude while we were rolling around laughing hysterically and waiting for my eye to quit watering before we could get back to the regularly scheduled program.

There's a reason why she lovingly calls me her "little dork".

randrum · 04-18-2016, 05:30 PM

My ex and I broke my bed. It was a wooden platform bed. The slats cracked and we ended up on the floor.

NitroChrys_Butch · 05-10-2014, 06:46 AM

NEVER a good thing when you are in the throes of something and you open your eyes and realize someone has lifted the covers ... and when you look into their eyes ... they AIN'T hers.... LORD....

nycfem · 05-10-2014, 09:02 AM

Sounds like a horror movie!

Quote:

Originally Posted by NitroChrys_Butch

NEVER a good thing when you are in the throes of something and you open your eyes and realize someone has lifted the covers ... and when you look into their eyes ... they AIN'T hers.... LORD....

skeeter_01 · 05-10-2014, 10:25 PM

I was madly in love with her, she was my first and it was our first time. I was pretty sure I could figure out what I needed to do however, I forgot to take my gum out of my mouth...

girl_dee · 04-18-2016, 07:52 PM

i believe a wooden spoon may have suffered a terrible fate one certain afternoon a while back.....

04-06-2014, 09:08 AM	#1
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04-06-2014, 09:15 AM	#2
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04-06-2014, 10:17 AM	#3
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06-07-2014, 07:23 PM	#5
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11-10-2014, 06:23 AM	#8
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04-10-2014, 05:25 PM	#4
stargazingboi Senior Member How Do You Identify?: ~ Preferred Pronoun?: ~ Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: ~ Posts: 1,954 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 10,392 Thanked 8,318 Times in 1,626 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	So, a nice romantic weekend and we didn't have a care in the world. The little woman noticed we were getting looks here and there, and commented about it to me. I shrugged it off. She then said...I wonder if they can hear what is going on in the room. My response...only one way to find out. I'll go outside the door and you make some noise and then we'll know. I proceeded to go outside of the room looking out over the banister. I noticed the seating and the area where they serve breakfast...then it happened. My eyes widened as I listened...clear as day I could hear every word and ever noise. I headed back into the room and said... you're right honey we're getting looks because we seem to be the morning entertainment during breakfast.

08-24-2014, 05:21 PM	#6
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01-10-2016, 05:00 PM	#11
cinnamongrrl Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: cleverly disguised as a responsible adult* Preferred Pronoun?: wild woman Relationship Status: No, thank you. Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Home in NC..gonna dig in like a tick this time… Posts: 7,662 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 15,233 Thanked 27,599 Times in 6,957 Posts Rep Power: 21474859	Bumpity bump bump. BUMP. __________________

01-10-2016, 05:28 PM	#12
Chad Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: OFOS Stone butch Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: Loved Caregiver Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Texas Posts: 6,164 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 11,746 Thanked 20,313 Times in 5,677 Posts Rep Power: 21474858	I am trying to figure out how to tell this story and remain respectable. During vigorous play time mind your location on the bed. It breaks the rythm when you pile drive your lover off the bed on to the floor. Haha.

04-18-2016, 05:04 PM	#13
CherryWine Senior Member How Do You Identify?: lesbian femme Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: The Deep South Posts: 2,491 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 11,060 Thanked 10,006 Times in 2,182 Posts Rep Power: 21474847	I recently somehow managed to slap myself in the eye/cheek with a toy during sexy time. I'm talking about full on smack with quite a bit of force behind it. I won't go into detail about how this happened, but my girlfriend was looking directly at me so there was no playing it off. We had to take about a 10 minute interlude while we were rolling around laughing hysterically and waiting for my eye to quit watering before we could get back to the regularly scheduled program. There's a reason why she lovingly calls me her "little dork".

04-18-2016, 05:30 PM	#14
randrum Member How Do You Identify?: Boi Preferred Pronoun?: Just call me G Relationship Status: Single Join Date: Jan 2015 Location: Cincinnati Posts: 695 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,480 Thanked 3,056 Times in 668 Posts Rep Power: 21474847	My ex and I broke my bed. It was a wooden platform bed. The slats cracked and we ended up on the floor. __________________

05-10-2014, 06:46 AM	#15
NitroChrys_Butch Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Relationship Status: Married Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Cape May Point NJ Posts: 269 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 878 Thanked 703 Times in 199 Posts Rep Power: 3072718	NEVER a good thing when you are in the throes of something and you open your eyes and realize someone has lifted the covers ... and when you look into their eyes ... they AIN'T hers.... LORD.... __________________ “Hy who risks and fails can be forgiven. Hy who never risks and never fails is a failure in Hys whole being.”

05-10-2014, 10:25 PM	#17
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04-18-2016, 07:52 PM	#18
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