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04-15-2014, 08:58 AM
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OFOS Butch who desires femme company. Preferred Pronoun?:
Handsome devil you. 
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Hair Pulling...... not just for preschoolers. 
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04-15-2014, 02:54 PM
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She, Angel, as long as it's respectful Relationship Status:
Waiting for the One who can complete me 
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Per my son who is almost 7:
What happened to the mouse that fell into the bath tub? He came out squeaky clean! Why did the cookie go to the doctor? He felt crumby!
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04-16-2014, 12:24 PM
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He can till my field. 
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Old aunts used to come up to me at family weddings, poking me in the ribs and telling me, "You're next!" They stopped after I began doing the same thing to them at funerals.
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04-16-2014, 01:31 PM
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OFOS Butch who desires femme company. Preferred Pronoun?:
Handsome devil you.
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Hair Pulling...... not just for preschoolers.
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04-16-2014, 07:17 PM
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Very good. Thank you for asking. 
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Xerox machine breaks down in office so Xerox repair called in.
Repair guy comes, looks at machine, kicks it... it works...he says : That will be $ 1 million dollars. They say, "Are you crazy???..a million dollars to kick the machine???" He says " No no, only one dollar to kick it, $999,999 for knowing where to kick." |
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04-17-2014, 09:19 AM
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My girlfriend just left me because I'm so lazy. Insert your own punch line here.
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04-17-2014, 02:25 PM
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OFOS Butch who desires femme company. Preferred Pronoun?:
Handsome devil you.
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Hair Pulling...... not just for preschoolers.
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04-17-2014, 03:34 PM
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Why did the Easter Bunny get a ticket?
He ran a hop sign. What kind of stories does the Easter Bunny like? Cottontales |
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04-17-2014, 03:34 PM
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i just realized tofu is over-rated. it's just a curd to me.
i paid $100 for 8 legs of venison. do you think that's too dear?
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04-18-2014, 05:41 PM
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I thought my girlfriend might be The One, but after finding police, nurse, maid, and firefighter uniforms in her wardrobe, I realised she can't hold a job down.
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04-19-2014, 06:12 AM
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04-19-2014, 04:44 PM
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Finally, we have the answer.
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04-21-2014, 11:46 AM
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"Waiter! There's a dead fly in my soup!"
....."Yes, Sir. It's the heat that kills them." 
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04-21-2014, 06:12 PM
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Handsome devil you.
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04-21-2014, 07:47 PM
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I told my girlfriend I think she's a virgin because we've never had sex. She was so shocked she had to pause Call of Duty.
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04-21-2014, 11:28 PM
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Not Single, Not Desperate. 
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Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?" "None," replied Johnny, "cause the rest would fly away." "Well, the answer is four," said the teacher, "but I like the way you're thinking."
Little Johnny says, "I have a question for you. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one was licking her cone, the second was biting her cone and the third was sucking her cone, which one is married?" "Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone." "No," said Little Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you're thinking."
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05-04-2014, 08:42 PM
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Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried to slam a revolving door.
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Be still when you have nothing to say; when genuine passion moves you, say what you've got to say, and say it hot. D. H. Lawrence 
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04-22-2014, 11:55 AM
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I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once. The seat folded up, the drink spilled and that ice....well, it really chilled her mood.
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04-22-2014, 04:45 PM
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04-27-2014, 11:33 AM
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You can have brains or you can have beauty, but you can't have all three. ;p
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