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05-06-2014, 05:56 PM
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OFOS Butch who desires femme company. Preferred Pronoun?:
Handsome devil you. 
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Hair Pulling...... not just for preschoolers. 
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05-07-2014, 09:12 AM
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Infamous Member
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Biological female. Lesbian. Relationship Status:
Happy  Join Date: Feb 2010
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05-07-2014, 10:35 AM
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He can till my field. 
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I got a sweater for my birthday....I would have preferred a screamer or a moaner.
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05-07-2014, 11:05 AM
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He can till my field.
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Two goats are eating old movie film. The first goat says, "Pretty tasty, huh?" Says the second goat, "The book was better."
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05-07-2014, 02:58 PM
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OFOS Butch who desires femme company. Preferred Pronoun?:
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Hair Pulling...... not just for preschoolers.
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05-07-2014, 04:35 PM
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Just a few *drive bys*...
HONK, IF YOU LOVE PEACE AND QUIET.
HONK ALL YOU WANT – I’M DEAF. IF YOU CAN READ THIS, I CAN SLAM ON MY BRAKES AND SUE YOU. |
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05-07-2014, 05:05 PM
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Hair Pulling...... not just for preschoolers.
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05-07-2014, 06:00 PM
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Single
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what did the french fries say to the chicken nuggets? Let's make a Happy Meal.
hahahahaha corny as they get.
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05-07-2014, 09:16 PM
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What did the horse say when he fell? "Help, I've fallen and I can't giddyup!"
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Be still when you have nothing to say; when genuine passion moves you, say what you've got to say, and say it hot. D. H. Lawrence 
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05-08-2014, 03:07 AM
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An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam.
The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow." The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asked, what happened and the man explained. "Well, doc, it's like this--first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing." The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?" The old man replied, "Yep, none of us could get the jar open."
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