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05-08-2014, 06:04 AM
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Teacher: Johnny, give me a sentence beginning with "I".
Johnny: I is... Teacher: No, no! Always say "I am". Johnny: Okay. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.  The teacher sends Johnny (yes, the very same Johnny from the above joke...he`s a bit of a keener) to the map to find North America. He finds it. Teacher: Very good. Now, class, who discovered North America? Class: Johnny!!! |
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05-08-2014, 06:19 AM
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Corny jokes by Sheldon Cooper
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05-08-2014, 04:51 PM
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Hair Pulling...... not just for preschoolers. 
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05-09-2014, 04:57 AM
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Hair Pulling...... not just for preschoolers.
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05-09-2014, 06:14 AM
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What do you call a musician who doesn't have a girlfriend? Homeless.
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05-09-2014, 09:29 AM
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.....not to be confused with Fussilli Jerry......
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05-09-2014, 05:48 PM
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why did the cowboy get a dachshund?
he wanted to get a long little doggie.... :P
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