Accidents, Mishaps and Injuries During Sex!

ForeverMe · 05-10-2014, 09:17 AM

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Originally Posted by grenade

Years back, I tried to be all sexy, lingerie, dimming the lights, sauntering across the room to light candles, catching my acrylic thumbnail on fire. I casually blew it out and tried to recover such a sexy moment. It didn't work.

I too have caught my acrylics on fire several times. It always happens at the worst possible times.

Bèsame* · 05-10-2014, 08:43 PM

When making out hot and heavy in a Suburban, that has a huge bench seat, I'd advise you to watch where your feet go. Turning on the emergency lights just brings attention to your moving car. And don't be surprised, in the morning light, you see feet marks on the windshield.

cinnamongrrl · 05-10-2014, 08:52 PM

lol I believe this is the second time ive been reminded of something from long time ago....

so.....my ex and I were having fun in her big bad truck...her NEW truck....

the cab space was extremely limited...and while I was changing positions....I broke one of her heating vents.... I felt awful.....she laughed and said it was the best reason for it to be broken and we would always think of it when we saw it....lol

Rockinonahigh · 05-10-2014, 09:49 PM

A lady friend of mine and I were staying at one of the local casinos for the weekend and the room had a nice hot tub.Well we hoped into it for a good soak,so after a while I was getting out then had the awful feeling it wasn't going to be an easy thing for either of us to do so with the floor having lots of bubble bath on it it was slippery than all get out's.I thought we were going to have to call for help to get out,eventually we managed to slither out with out to much damage to either of us,good thing we both had a good sence of humor about it all or it would have been a whole lotta mess to explane to anyone if if we had called for help.

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Rockinonahigh Senior Member How Do You Identify?: stone butch Preferred Pronoun?: makes no diffrence,I know who I am. Relationship Status: single,maybe looking if the right person comes along. Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: shreveport,Louisiana Posts: 4,907 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,682 Thanked 14,933 Times in 3,938 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	A lady friend of mine and I were staying at one of the local casinos for the weekend and the room had a nice hot tub.Well we hoped into it for a good soak,so after a while I was getting out then had the awful feeling it wasn't going to be an easy thing for either of us to do so with the floor having lots of bubble bath on it it was slippery than all get out's.I thought we were going to have to call for help to get out,eventually we managed to slither out with out to much damage to either of us,good thing we both had a good sence of humor about it all or it would have been a whole lotta mess to explane to anyone if if we had called for help.