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05-22-2014, 05:22 PM
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OFOS Butch who desires femme company. Preferred Pronoun?:
Handsome devil you. 
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05-22-2014, 05:46 PM
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OFOS Butch who desires femme company. Preferred Pronoun?:
Handsome devil you.
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Bonus joke via request from....someone
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05-22-2014, 06:19 PM
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old-fashioned queer stone submissive girl Preferred Pronoun?:
mermaid, *very* lucky babygirl Relationship Status:
Saltwater mermaid ♡ 
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What kind of socks does a pirate wear?
(Arrrrrgyle!)
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Be still when you have nothing to say; when genuine passion moves you, say what you've got to say, and say it hot. D. H. Lawrence 
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05-22-2014, 07:09 PM
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He can till my field. 
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What do you call a country where all the cars are pink?
A pink carnation. 
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05-23-2014, 04:49 AM
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05-23-2014, 02:46 PM
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Senior Member
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old-fashioned queer stone submissive girl Preferred Pronoun?:
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Saltwater mermaid ♡
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Ok pirate lovers ... :)
Why couldn't the pirate play cards?
(Because he was standing on the deck!) What do you call a pirate that skips class? (Captain Hooky!) Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet? (Because they spend years at C!) How much did the pirate pay for his hook and peg leg? (An arm and a leg!)
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Be still when you have nothing to say; when genuine passion moves you, say what you've got to say, and say it hot. D. H. Lawrence
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05-23-2014, 05:24 PM
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You might be from Kansas...
Traffic congestion is ten cars waiting to pass a combine on the highway.
OR: You have to travel 20 miles just to go to the nearest mall AND THERE IS THIS: You no longer associate bridges (or rivers) with water. Kansas 
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