I love to Laugh!!!

Sweet_Pea · 11-20-2009, 02:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Rook

Samuel arrives to Heaven, is told he can return to his wife and kids, but not in Human form..
He says ok send me back as a Bird, my Family can benefit from my use there.
He's sent back, as the most Beautiful Hen in the Coop..
His family was very proud of the Hen, however the other hens within the Coop were envious..
One approached and said "If you're so good, why haven't you laid any eggs?"
Boggled by this, the beautiful Hen struggled real hard to Squat, and out came a beautiful brown egg...
"Beginners Luck..Try another" clucked the other Hen..
Harder yet in struggling to produce another egg, pushing and pushin..
He suddenly felt a hand shaking him awake..
"Samuel wake up...Wake up damnit...You're shitting on the bed!!"

This made me laugh out loud, im gonna have to borrow this joke and tell it to my brothers, hahahaha.

Good one!

homoe · 12-21-2019, 02:48 PM

I just saw it last night but perhaps it's been running in other markets.

As a woman is slipping her store bought pie on to a pie plate a cat looks up and gives her the "stink eye" to which she reply "You try baking a pie"!

The ending is almost as good, she doesn't say a word looking back at the cat but her face is saying "see they didn't even notice and YOU keep your mouth shut"!

I hope some casting agent sees this woman. She'd be great in movies!

12-21-2019, 02:48 PM	#2
homoe Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: Butch Relationship Status: ..... Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: 30 minute ferry ride from Seattle Posts: 38,565 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 20,811 Thanked 33,548 Times in 14,914 Posts Rep Power: 21474890	Walmart commercial ......... I just saw it last night but perhaps it's been running in other markets. As a woman is slipping her store bought pie on to a pie plate a cat looks up and gives her the "stink eye" to which she reply "You try baking a pie"! The ending is almost as good, she doesn't say a word looking back at the cat but her face is saying "see they didn't even notice and YOU keep your mouth shut"! I hope some casting agent sees this woman. She'd be great in movies!