fucku haiku - Page 3

Diva · 11-16-2009, 10:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kam

No, Diva, the "fuku" is an added twist to the mix... we like that which is slightly bent? Let me think of one?:

Fullerenes, ethanol,
Mercury, no telling what all?
I'm not getting shot!

Bent does work for me.
Diva participates well!
Bend me baby, bend me good!

Kast · 11-16-2009, 10:39 AM

I liked your flowers, Kat. Is the bacon cooking? Pardon me, honey, while I spank Diva? Is that ok? (Been out here two minutes and in trouble already...)

KayCee · 11-16-2009, 10:47 AM

Yeah! Kam..do it NOW!..while she's bent..but ONLY if ya come by..been naughty too!..burnt the bacon!..LOL

Speaking about getting in trouble..FAST..!!

Queerasfck · 11-16-2009, 11:44 AM

Chester does back flips
has foamy rabid dog mouth
seeks new dog friends

Diva · 11-16-2009, 05:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kam

I liked your flowers, Kat. Is the bacon cooking? Pardon me, honey, while I spank Diva? Is that ok? (Been out here two minutes and in trouble already...)

Stop teasing me, You!
I like the spankings too much!
Bent over, I'll stay.....

Mister Bent · 11-16-2009, 07:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kam

No, Diva, the "fuku" is an added twist to the mix... we like that which is slightly bent?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diva

Bent does work for me.

Quote:

Originally Posted by kat6071

Yeah! Kam..do it NOW!..while she's bent..but ONLY if ya come by..been naughty too!..burnt the bacon!..LOL

Y'all rang?

So, yeah, this is slight deviation from the true form of haiku, which has more "rules" than I posted here (but most importantly, a haiku should "paint a mental image in the reader's mind.") Despite rumors to the contrary, though, I'm not that uptight and simply borrowed the verse form for amusement sake.

Carry on.

Diva · 11-17-2009, 12:22 AM

I've got Your painting,
Mister Anal Rule Bender.
Gotta bent brush, too.

<giggle>

Medusa · 11-17-2009, 12:35 AM

Bad shoe-eating dog
You better be glad you're loved
Fuzzy peach dragon.

Gemme · 11-17-2009, 12:35 AM

I'm pure as new snow
and know not of what you speak
but it seems like fun.

Diva · 11-17-2009, 08:40 AM

I had a bad dream
About my own 2012:
Pandemonium.

KayCee · 11-17-2009, 08:54 AM

Mr Bent came in
Diva too
Kam all along
I'm bent now
Gotta get out of here!

Diva · 11-19-2009, 03:32 AM

Sometimes I want heat.
The kind on my ass is best.
Belt, flogger and hand.

Tommi · 11-19-2009, 09:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diva

Sometimes I want heat.
The kind on my ass is best.
Belt, flogger and hand.

Sometimes I want heat

The kind on her ass is best

Flat of my hand HOT

Kast · 11-19-2009, 10:17 PM

Spanky haiku thread
This is where the fun is found.
All other threads, ho hum.

lol... (just kiddin')

Mister Bent · 11-19-2009, 10:25 PM

blue

what are you?
your secret is safe with me
you keep my cock warm

Softly · 11-19-2009, 10:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mister Bent

blue

what are you?
your secret is safe with me
you keep my cock warm

that's all I got.

Diva · 11-19-2009, 11:15 PM

Cock oh cock
I say, really, what's the point?
O! THERE is the point!!

Gemme · 11-20-2009, 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mister Bent

blue

what are you?
your secret is safe with me
you keep my cock warm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diva

Cock oh cock
I say, really, what's the point?
O! THERE is the point!!

You people are mean
degrading the common sock
to cover your cock

Queerasfck · 11-20-2009, 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gemme

You people are mean
degrading the common sock
to cover your cock

No sock on my cock
it ruins the sensation
it's unnatural

Diva · 11-20-2009, 06:30 PM

The just stores it
for later; Safe protection,
It doesn't see dust!

11-16-2009, 11:44 AM	#44
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11-17-2009, 12:35 AM	#49
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11-19-2009, 10:25 PM	#55
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11-19-2009, 11:15 PM	#57
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11-16-2009, 10:39 AM	#42
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11-16-2009, 10:47 AM	#43
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11-17-2009, 12:22 AM	#47
Diva Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Diva Preferred Pronoun?: Diva Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Chez Diva Posts: 11,879 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,263 Thanked 17,174 Times in 5,239 Posts Rep Power: 0	I've got Your painting, Mister Anal Rule Bender. Gotta bent brush, too. <giggle>

11-17-2009, 12:35 AM	#48
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11-17-2009, 08:40 AM	#50
Diva Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Diva Preferred Pronoun?: Diva Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Chez Diva Posts: 11,879 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,263 Thanked 17,174 Times in 5,239 Posts Rep Power: 0	I had a bad dream About my own 2012: Pandemonium.

11-17-2009, 08:54 AM	#51
KayCee Member How Do You Identify?: Multifaceted Queer Femme Preferred Pronoun?: It's a secret Relationship Status: And from my lips hye drew the hallelujah Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Somewhere over the rainbow clicking my heels Posts: 732 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,646 Thanked 1,723 Times in 521 Posts Rep Power: 8635875	Mr Bent came in Diva too Kam all along I'm bent now Gotta get out of here!

11-19-2009, 03:32 AM	#52
Diva Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Diva Preferred Pronoun?: Diva Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Chez Diva Posts: 11,879 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,263 Thanked 17,174 Times in 5,239 Posts Rep Power: 0	Sometimes I want heat. The kind on my ass is best. Belt, flogger and hand.

11-19-2009, 10:17 PM	#54
Kast Member How Do You Identify?: butch Preferred Pronoun?: hye Relationship Status: in love with her Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: europe Posts: 185 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 391 Thanked 513 Times in 125 Posts Rep Power: 2413939	Spanky haiku thread This is where the fun is found. All other threads, ho hum. lol... (just kiddin')

11-20-2009, 06:30 PM	#60
Diva Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Diva Preferred Pronoun?: Diva Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Chez Diva Posts: 11,879 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,263 Thanked 17,174 Times in 5,239 Posts Rep Power: 0	The just stores it for later; Safe protection, It doesn't see dust!