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Hair Pulling...... not just for preschoolers. ![]() |
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What did the blanket say when it fell on the floor?
Oh sheet! Bwahhahaha ... ![]() |
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Cashew (noun) Sound of a nut sneezing.
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Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.
I purchased a microwave bed recently, 8 hours sleep in 10 minutes. Hummingbirds are just regular birds that don't know the words. What lies on its back, a hundred feet in the air?, A dead centipede. If you made a belt out of old watch straps, would it be a waist of time?. If the chemical composition of water is 'H2O', does that mean that Holy Water should be 'H2OMG' ? |
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Why do people jump for joy? Because maybe joy is stuck to the ceiling.
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The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one. ~Erma Bombeck
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Why did the scarecrow get promoted at his job?
Because he was "outstanding in his field!" Sorry if this is a repeat.
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