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Old 09-01-2014, 06:23 PM   #1
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Will you adjust My halo please? It has leaned a lil to the right.
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One of my best friends describing the email she wrote to a restaurant that sent her home with an ostensibly vegetarian meal that ended up having a piece of chicken on top.

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a text from my sister announcing that Toxic Bell has tostadas on the menu again. We must have eaten a truck load of those things when I was a teenager and she was a little kid. But it was what I could afford on my high dollar paycheck at $2.65 an hour.
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"They are comorbidities you need to consider for treating pneumonia."

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Want me too bring you some chicken and dunklins? They will make you feel better and it's something you can taste........yes she said dunklins...

Actually I love chicken and dumplings but Mom doesn't know how to make them. Course I'd never tell her that
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